Actually Conversations I've had

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Alright, I was scrolling through my phone's photos and screenshots and found some that I found kinda funny. These were one's I've had with actual friends of mine!


Spawn Of Satan: I bought a weapon

Me: What weapon?

Spawn Of Satan: One that can kill a man

Spawn Of Satan: You have to come over and see it

Me: Descriptive

Context: Friend got a really cool short sword thing and decided to share it with me. They were really excited.


And also:

Me: Did you know an octopus can hold EIGHT SWORDS AT ONCE?

Me: And wield them?

Spawn Of Satan: THIS IS WHY THEY ARE MY FAVORITE ANIMAL

Me: :3

Me: You're welcome

Context: Uh....

90% Sure I was thinking of KrakenKid when I sent this and thought to myself "What if KrakenKid used all of his tentacles to wield a sword and then spun around in some sort of sword tornado?" and my friend really likes octopuses so...

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Yeah, I'm not joking. Aren't best friends just the best?

I'm just surprised I didn't send the second one at 3 AM in a sleep deprived state.

I hope you liked my little misadventures and that they entertained you! Be sure to comment... Something. Thoughts and such I suppose, and farewell!

--JustAnAtlantisWriter

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