PaRappa's Hat Ties

PJ laughing

Matt was getting ready to go to a basketball game when he was telling PJ what happened last night.
“-And he looked just like PaRappa, you know, but with hair. I even think he sounded like him too. Isn’t that strange?” Matt said eating some leftover garlic bread.
“... Yeah,” PJ said sleepily. He then slowly widened his eyes and caught Matt by surprise.
“Woah dude... what’s the matter?” Matt said eating some banana bread.
“Nothing,” PJ smiled.
“You know what else he said,” Matt said eating a naan.
“What?”
“He said he used to be a dog dog. How wack is that?” Matt said eating cinnamon bread.
“Oh my god,” PJ said.
“What?”
“You’re so ignorant,” PJ smiled.
“Wait why?” Matt said eating hawaiian bread. PJ chuckled, and then fell to the floor laughing, “Oh my gosh what!?” Matt yelled.
“You found PaRappa! Haha! He’s alive He was never even going to die in the fir-first place! We gotta go look for him so his dad s-stops having crippling depression! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haha!”
“No dude he’s not PaRappa. He had hair. Everyone knows that he doesn’t have hair,” Matt was very angry at PJ.
“That honestly doesn’t matter to me AT ALL. PaRappa was never gonna die, he was turning into a dog. The similarities are UNCANNY. He musta turned back into a person somehow and thinks he’s somebody else! He’s got blonde hair right? It’s all wavy and crazy and stuff?” PJ said tired but still excited.
“Yeah. How’d you know that?” Matt asked eating pita bread. 
“I saw him in my dream!” PJ said smiling.
“Forget about that dog kid being wack, you're wack. Why can’t you just except that PaRappa’s dead?” Matt said eating a bread roll. PJ laughed even harder. Katy walked in the hotel room.
“Why is PJ laughing,” Katy asked in the doorway. 
“He thinks that PaRappa is alive,” Matt said.
“That’s sad,” Katy said
“That’s sad,” Matt said.
“Heha Katy! You saw PaRappa as a dog dog not too long ago! Remember when I got caught in that trap and you had that dog dog with you? That was PaRappa. He lied to all of you for some stupid reason! Ha!” PJ was enjoying being right way too much. Paula walked into the room, and then walked out of it. “SHE’S NOT EVEN GONNA- HAHAAAAA! SHE’S SO DONE!” PJ just couldn’t even. Katy thought about what PJ said. She definitely remembered the strange dog, how could she not? She wrote a haiku about him.

Running with my cheese
Coming from the shade such fun
Doing as you please

“PJ why would you think that PaRappa is alive?” Katy asked. She didn’t want to deny PJ so quickly. PJ calmed down as he wanted to have a solid argument.
“Ha oh, um. First, Nobody ever confirmed that PaRappa was dead huh?”
“No,” Katy said.
“That’s right. You guys all just assumed he was dead. Even if he was going to die we can’t just assume that he's already dead,” PJ explained.
“Come on PJ, he said he had 2 months. It's way past that now,” Matt said next to his large pile of yet to be eaten bread.
“If he was going to die, which he wasn’t. PaRappa told me himself that he was going to turn into a dog dog and even had a tail to show for it,” PJ said stealing some cinnamon bread from Matt.
“Well why didn't we get this information?” Katy asked.
“Something about how he wanted to be remembered. He would rather have you all of you think he was dead instead of having you see him as a dog dog for some reason,” PJ explained eating the bread he stole.
“Well I still don’t believe you. It’s not like PaRappa to lie,” Matt said crossing his arms.
“Believe what you want. You’ll soon have to accept the truth. I think you’re just in denial,” PJ said relaxing himself.
“Hmmt,” Matt said.