"Ready to go on a date?" Tsukyama yells as he breaks the door down.
"You know you owe me about £2000/$2000/€2000 in damage JUST because you keep breaking that door down."
"I'm just so happy we are going on an actual date!"
"We aren't. You literally told me to be your gir-"
"Shh," Tsukyama silences you by putting his finger over your lips. "As much as we know a spy could be watching us right now!"
"I doubt it," you mumble but no Tsukyama doesn't listen. He is fantasising about going on a 'fancy' date.
It's not fancy. Not one bit. You're going to a McDonald's rip off (Like the ones that you see in TV shows) which is in a run down neighborhood.
You wouldn't let yourself be seen at a posh restaurant with a baguette-like grape such as Tsukyama. It would damage your reputation (as long as you have one) and you'd be so humiliated that you wouldn't leave your house for at leave 2 weeks. That means 2 weeks without being able to stock up on food at tea. It would be terrible!
"Come, gentle mistress-"
"Don't quote Shakespeare."
"-and take thy hand-"
"Stop it."
"Is this a wench I see before me?"
"Please, no."
"Okay."
"Thanks."
"Oh (Y/N), oh (Y/N), wherefore art thou (Y/N)?"
You growl in a deep voice at him and walk out the door by yourself.
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Can You Keep A Secret? (Tokyo Ghoul x Reader)
Fanfic"Why are you looking at me like that?" He says to you. "You've been acting strange," you say slowly, "and why have you bought so much coffee? You never used to like it." "Uhh... my friend showed it to me," he says. In theory, he should be great at l...
