"Pay up," you mumble into Tsukyama's hand. After he had forcefully embraced you, you had started to go on a rant about how irresponsible he is. Tsukyama didn't like that much so he put his hand over your mouth to silence you. It worked...
For 10 seconds.
"Shut-up."
"Give me the money."
"For what?"
You go silent for a minute. An idea popped into your head. You bite Tsukyama's hand - it was probably the most disgusting thing you'd done - and turned around to face him. You hold him at arms length and make sure he couldn't walk any closer to you.
"You owe me £1,000/$1,000/€1,000 in cash because of the door. It's been broken about 30 times. Maybe more."
Tsukyama goes quiet. He seems shocked that he's in debt but doesn't show anything that suggests he's going to pay up anytime soon. "Uh, I'll pay for it-"
"Diversion complete!" You shout as you dip down and swing your leg. You successfully take out Tsukyama and he begins to fall to the floor. You feel proud of yourself. That is until Tsukyama stops himself from falling.
He steadies himself out and stands back upright. "What was that for?" He growls.
"I don't like you."
A blunt statement for a blunt person. Perfection.
"That wasn't nice, Berry," he whispers in your ear as he leans in closer.
You put your hand up to tell him to stop before whipping out your phone and loading up an app. You quickly type something in and start to scroll.
"What are you doing?"
"Looking at your profile," you say as you twist your phone around to show him. You were right. His username 'dat_purple_stereotypical_thing_1186' was displayed at the top under a picture of him pulling a very bad seductive face. Underneath it was a list of books, all of which were fanfictions.
"How many fanfictions can you read?" You say as you continue scrolling. Tsukyama's face goes red as he takes you phone off you. You glare at him whilst he switches off the app and turns the phone off.
Well, now we know what Tsukyama does in his spare time.
YOU ARE READING
Can You Keep A Secret? (Tokyo Ghoul x Reader)
Fanfiction"Why are you looking at me like that?" He says to you. "You've been acting strange," you say slowly, "and why have you bought so much coffee? You never used to like it." "Uhh... my friend showed it to me," he says. In theory, he should be great at l...
