Someone just invited me to Skype with them and their friend, so I had to redownload it. When I got on, it had been so long that I had no recent conversations, but I still had my contacts. My old friend group was hilarious. Three of our names were things we picked from this terrible trying-really-hard-to-be-edgy poem I found on Instagram and shared with them.
I was, "a cantaloupe ripe for the sucking," Seth was "dirt-encrusted clavicle", and Kai was "Master-knuckles." Scott's isn't from a poem, but his is "No Colonel Sanders, you're wrong."
Our bios were hilarious too, they're not from any poem, they're just from ourselves. My bio is "Vagina Flaps Gone!!!" from a hilarious advertisement I saw for cosmetic surgery to change labia, I guess?? Seth's is "The bara titty don't quitty". Kai's is "nothing better to do at the moment that evaluate my own rapidly deteriorating pathology." And Scott's is "can anyone tell me why alligators are so aggressive?"
Seth and I aren't friends anymore. I'm worried that the friendship of me and Kai is deteriorating as rapidly as her bio's proclaimed pathology is. That leaves Scott. Everyone else in my skype contacts like Mark, Corey, Colt, Jenna, etc. and I were never as close to me as Seth, Scott, and Kai. I miss our friend group sometimes. I miss the summer before senior year. It was exactly how things should be. Now things are the way that they are, and I'm lonely. I don't have a group. But, I can remember our group and how hilarious we were together, and now are separately, and look forward to future groups I'll be a part of.
