Only 10 short from being Nice

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From Ryland's Wattpad:

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

- I think relatively yes. I have a good relationship with my dad and a not super Gucci one with my mom. But I think I just resent and distrust my mom, but we are still on polite speaking terms.

02: Who did you last say "I love you" to?

- Ryland, right now.

03: Do you regret anything?

- Yes.

04: Are you insecure?

- #Yeet

05: What is your relationship status?

- Taken by this guy who's really fuckin cute.

06: How do you want to die?

- Fulfilled

07: What did you last eat?

- A bag of salt and vinegar chips that I accidentally spilled on Ryland's bed. Sorry dude.

08: Played any sports?

- Basketball, softball, jiu jitsu, karate, tennis, ice skating, gymnastics, horseback riding, skateboarding, skiing, kickball, swim team, and I play a mean game of four square.

09: Do you bite your nails?

- No, but I rip them off so they bleed :))

10: When was your last physical fight?

- A while ago.

11: Do you like someone?

- This is so ambiguous. Does it mean like a crush? Yes, I have a crush on my boyfriend.

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

- In 3rd grade.

13: Do you hate someone at the moment?

- I think it depends on what it means by hate. I don't invest a lot of my energy into hating people, but I guess by neurotypical standards yes I hate a lot of people a fucking lot.

14: Do you miss someone?

- I miss Kai, my ferrets, and my grandparents.

15: Have any pets?

-  A schnoodle named Miley, a pomsky named Jax, a golden retriever/german shepherd mix named Finn, two cats named Wrigley and Moo, and I used to have two (3) ferrets.

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

- I feel sick because I'm cramping and I'm hungry because I watched a video on Facebook of a lady cooking steak, shrimp, vegetables, and potatoes in a dishwasher.

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

- Yikes I don't want to think about that.

18: Are you scared of spiders?

- Yes, except for Spider-Man. I fuckin' love that guy.

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

- Yes and I'd kill that bitch Hitler. (And try to prevent a lot of heinous things)

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

- Ryland's bed

21: What are your plans for the weekend?

- Work a fucking lot.

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

- Yes, 2, Wade and Fleur.

23: Do you have any piercings? How many?

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