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Dumb Ass Shit™
Table of contents-
The Bad Beginning
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I'm Quite Sure I Am Totally Afraid I Don't Know What You Mean
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Things That Make Me Feel At Ease
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Stars to Dust
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Bibliography of Strings
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The status quo of the against-the-status-quo-ers By: Fall Out Boy
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CJ
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Not Mine
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3 + 2 + 2 < 3
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Ø
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UH, yEAH
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Showing Gratitude
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Quadrilaterals & Shit
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I miss you
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Double K
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December 1, 2017
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Heaven
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No it's not 18, it's 79 79 79 Em
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GTFTS
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My Friends
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People*
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"Sentimental Boy" is My Nom De Plume
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Part Jordan
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Soliloqualic
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"Ode To Sleep"
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Glare
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Death Death Death
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Change of Plans
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Uh Oh Spaghettios
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Not Lunch
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War Crime Rhyme in Central Standard Time
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Waking Up Early Isn't So Bad?
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Schrodinger's Piss
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Graphite Gone
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Are You Feeling It Now?
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Anger
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Loiterous Boy
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Nonsensical
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aaAaAAAAAaAaAAAAAAAAAAA
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Burnt and Water Clogged
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3
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Chicago - 1500 - Olives
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Ry
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> : (
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EDOC DERACS M'I
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Happy Birthday
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Duct Tape Dragon
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I'm Only Posting This To Clear Out My Drafts
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Porygon Z, Battle Factory
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Not Today
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Reasons I Should Die:
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Reasons I Should Live:
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I heard a Fly buzz - when I died
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Nick Fury
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Ideas for Chapters
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(I carry it in my heart)
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Only A Few Stories
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im a part of the nothing i despise
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Existentialist Rant
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Angry
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Too Little, Too Much
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L33t Hax
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Some Context
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Words: My existence and the girl who made it worth it
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Choice. Time. Continuation.
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Neruda
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My Skateboard
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Skype
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Eye Hole Man
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J Himms
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Gone
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Black
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Star House Lock Out
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Last Night v. Today's Lunch
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Stream of Consciousness 1
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S.P. 1
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Lady Lazarus
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Feel Better Soon
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Cocktail Party
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Nothing to Terraform
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My Day Thusfar (Is thusfar one word?)
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Nortfite
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Errands from Mission Control Inside the Front Door.
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Sayonara
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F. Scott Fitzgerald is a descendant of Francis Scott Key
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The Alphabet of Me
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A Bad Poem
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Postpone Graduation
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On My Mind - 2:11 AM, 4/30/2018, Ended
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A Mile High on Life
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5-14-18
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I'm screaming
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John 3:16
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Propose To Me Senpai
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Any Last Words? Cattle Hooves.
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Yoinkers
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I was dumped.
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2.10.07
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Fuck Off, Feat. BDSM collar -- By: A Mess
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100
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Black Lives Matter
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Only 10 short from being Nice
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In Case It's Lost
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Difficult Despite Delay
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I'm 32.
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It's Déjà Vu Whenever I'm With You
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Haze - TV
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I'm Not Tired Of Questions, So Fuck You
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And I Can't Fucking Sleep
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My Boyfriend is a Fucking Moron
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Rusted
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Not Anymore
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Chicago - 000 - Chemistry
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Turkeyhawk
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Somewhat A Sonnet
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Q
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Fated
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Early Start
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Early Dismissal
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Severely Misheard
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The Mystery Of His Eyebrows
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So You Had A Bad Day
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College Is Actually Happening. It's A Real Thing. Right Now.
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Erasure.
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Dear Ryland
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Plus loin que la France
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Good Morning
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Erasure 2: Reframed
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Explanation of Erasure 2
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"Coming of Age" is Bullshit, but Love Isn't.
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Untitled
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18
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18-2
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Unsatisfactory Ending
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Almost Over, Almost Begun
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Ryland's Cat is Very Cute
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Since You've Been Gone
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Smoking Winter Tattoos
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Rat Poisoned Muscles in the Library
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My Face Aches With Your Departure
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(so-called)
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Another Letter To Three
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Please Don't Read This I Just Need It To Be Out There
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Dream
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WATER BOTTLE
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Seasonal Affection Disorder
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Everything For Grey Makes The World Less Gray
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20 > 14
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Last I heard he's in Sleepy Hollow Cemetery, Concord, MA
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Rambling Reclamation
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In Our Love
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Unasked Questions
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Google Docs Thoughts
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Orange December
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Hi Great, I'm Dad
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Holes (2003) feat. Shia LaBeouf
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First Day Back
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Secant
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Existing & Gothic
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Comeback Kid
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Again...
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Chester Cheetah à la Frito-Lay
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Equity vs. Equality
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Weesnaw
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L, G, K, A, R
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A Modern Prometheus
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Guinness World Record: Ba Dum Tss
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From Oakland to Fullerton
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I'm not sick at all, I'm just sick of you
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6 Days
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Trees Cried Leaves
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Godly Suicide
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February 18, 2019
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No Muscles -- A Poem Reimagined
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I'm not doing fantastic to tell you the truth
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Mrs. de Winter (the second)
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The Best Poem in the Entire World to Ever Have Existed
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First Love
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The Cracks of Sidewalks
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The Cracks of Sidewalks [Redaction]
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Quasimodo vs. the World
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I'm my own hero.
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Rotten Tomatoes
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There Interposed a Poem
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My Hands are Screaming
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Red.
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Testosterone Timeline (< 2.5 months)
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The Author Considers Identity Theft
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The Warmth of Snow; Death by Hypothermia
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Nosebleed Conversations
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Next: A Drawing of a Dog that is also a Gun
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A Smiling Balloon Floats Past the Letters
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A Couple of Elegies and a Peach
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Where I'm From
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I'm Shoving Them Into One Because Fuck You!
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Another Nail in the Coffin
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Everybody Leaves
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