Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

The Real Slim Shady

*Another shorty lol*

Goku walked into the house and saw something totally new. Usually when he came home to train or spend time with Vegeta, the older Saiyan was in the kitchen or something. Not today.

Today, Vegeta was laying upside down on the floor with his legs propped up against the couch. He had earbuds connected to his phone and Goku could faintly hear music. If it was that loud...

Goku came over. He knelt directly behind Vegeta and lowered his head to listen. He grimaced at the sound of Eminem blaring through the headphones. Vegeta was obviously clueless of his presence, which Goku found humorous.

He decided to leave Vegeta alone. He went to the kitchen and began to make dinner. Vegeta was constantly doing the housework; it was his turn for a change. Just when he was about to go fetch Vegeta- and scare him to death in the process, he imagined- the other Saiyan peeked into the kitchen. Goku laughed at his expression.

"When... did you get home...?" Vegeta murmured, pulling one earbud out. The music was clearly audible, and it was still Eminem.

"Oh, I've been home for a little more than two hours." Goku went to the cupboard. "I didn't know you listened to music, much less Eminem."

"I don't," Vegeta replied too quickly.

"... the real Shady; all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating..."

Vegeta shut off the music. "I- I don't."

"Whatever," Goku laughed.