Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

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*As requested, here is the continuation of Helpless!*

Whis felt frustration slowly building as time went on. The Saiyans were so lost in each other's presence that they seemed to be losing their passion to train. This had to stop if they were to actually achieve anything. He got an idea, one that would surely snap them out of their teenage-like obsession with each other and make them remember why they here.

"You two stay here and have a quick spar. I'll be right back," Whis said. He knew they would likely deviate from this quickly since Vegeta simply could not stay out of Goku's pants. He couldn't bring himself to make them stop, however; they were just too adorable when caught. He did notice strange behavior from Vegeta though... Goku acted reasonably embarrassed and apologized, but Vegeta shut down like a computer. This made Whis curious. He'd like to see the reasons behind such peculiar behavior.

He went into the Temple, towards Beerus's chambers. The cat god would not like being awoken, but the Saiyans really did need something to focus on, and his instruction alone did not seem to be doing the trick. He knelt down beside Beerus and stroked his ear gently. "Beerus," he said softly. "Beerus-sama? I need your help." The cat groaned in his sleep and rolled over. "My lord, I need your help. Wake up, Beerus." He left, then returned with a piece of wasabi. The scent never failed to stir some kind of reaction ever since the incident on Earth.

Beerus snorted and sat up halfway. "Mm? Whis? Why'd you-" He yawned, stretching out. "... wake me up...?" His pretty eyes threatened to drift shut again, but Whis touched his cheek, which made him focus.

"I'm so sorry to awaken you, my lord, but I need your help. You see..."

Beerus fell against him, purring. Whis bit back a smile. "My lord, please try to stay awake. I really do need..." Beerus's damp, rough tongue grazed along his neck, breaking his concentration. The cat smelled like sleep and warm blankets. It was very distracting. "Beerus, I-"

"Shh, Whis," Beerus murmured, and Whis felt that the cat was probably only half awake. "If you're going to wake me up, wake me up proper. Mm, I haven't seen you in almost a year..."

"Later, my lord," Whis said with a chuckle. "I promise we'll do that, but right now I need your help."

Whis was not surprised at all when he returned to where he left the boys and found Goku slamming Vegeta against a tree and making out with him. Beerus grunted. "I knew they liked each other. Have they started fucking yet?"

The Saiyans obviously heard him, for they yanked away from each other and swiftly faced the intruders. Goku rubbed the back of his head and Vegeta looked at his feet, red-faced.

Whis saw his eyes dim. "No, snap out of it, Vegeta. I don't know what that is, but it creeps me out!" Vegeta blinked and glanced up at him, looking surprised. "You need to stop doing that whenever you think you're in trouble, because you haven't yet been in trouble and I doubt you will. Why do you do that anyway? You seem just to... shut off."

"Long story," Vegeta said shortly, and Whis realized that the Prince held even darker secrets than he originally guessed. "Are we continuing our lessons?"

"Yes, but with a special feature today." Whis gestured to Beerus. "You'll be sparring with him, together, of course. Neither of you alone could defeat him."

Goku perked up, but Vegeta didn't look nearly as excited. "Yeah! This is gonna be fun!" He paused. "You won't destroy us, will you?"

"Only by accident," Beerus said with a yawn. "Vegeta doesn't seem too happy about this. When did they get here anyway?" he asked his mentor.

"It's only been two weeks, my lord," Whis replied. "Now, are you ready?"

A sleepy Beerus was much easier to fight than an angry Beerus. With the two Saiyans working together in a perfect union, Beerus was hard-pressed to keep them away. "I think it was better when you two were fighting!" he grunted as he batted Vegeta away. The Prince had gotten scarily close that time. If he were to be severely angered like when he'd hit the Earthling woman... He could imagine it a hundred times worse if he were to harm Goku in any serious way.