Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

Overwhelmed

"KAKARROT, HELP!!!"

Goku pried an eye open at his mate's terrified scream. The sound of happy squeals and laughter made him relax.

"You dastardly foe! How dare you assault the Prince of all-!? Ow, hey, don't hurt me."

Goku chuckled and headed upstairs, turning his video recorder on. He peeked into the kids' room. Vegeta was almost invisible under a pile of giggling cubs. "You think you can stand against me?" Tryna wiggled under multiple siblings to reach her mother. "Wait, what is this!? Oh no! Her power is over nine thousand! I'm defenseless!"

Goku was grinning like a fool.

"No! I have been defeated in fair combat. What, Princess, should be my punishment?" In a whisper, Vegeta said, "I'd recommend public evisceration." He instead received a little kiss. "Oh, ok. That works too." He rolled over onto her, playing with her hair. "Sweet Princess, all your subjects will love you; so gentle and forgiving of weakness." Then he saw Goku and froze. He noticed the phone and blushed. "Kakarrot, how long have you been standing there?"

"Long enough," Goku laughed.

Zuna crawled over to her dad, babbling in mixed English and Saiyan. "Hey, darling." He stopped the video and scooped her up.

Vegeta couldn't move. There were literally fifteen cubs on him. "Kakarrot, could you give me a hand?"