Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

The Hardships of Motherhood

*Vegeta's complaints about being the mother of Goku's children.*

Another morning in the bathroom throwing my guts up. I feel him rub my back comfortingly, but it doesn't help. I hated being pregnant. I only allow him to breed me because I knew it made him happy. I'd like to see him survive just a week with what I go through. I've been knocked up for four months now and the nausea just won't go away. I've lost a lot of weight and he's starting to get worried.

It's too easy for me to feel bad for myself, I guess, especially when the sickness lasts this long. I retch twice more before I finally start feeling a little better. Kakarrot kneels beside me. "Ya ok now, Vegeta? Do ya want me to take care of the kids while ya go lay down for a while?"

If he were to feed the kids, he'd likely poison them. So I fake smile and struggle to my feet, saying, "No, I'm alright now. I've got it." I tame a moment of vertigo. I remember a time during my first few pregnancies when I used to pass out all the time. Poor Kakarrot would have a heart attack whenever I did, but at least I never got hurt.

He watches me with narrowed eyes. "No. I think you should go lay down." His voice is serious and has lost some of its drawl.

"I'm fine," I snap, a little hasher than I intended. I try to move past him, but he stops me and lifts me up in his massive arms, carrying me to the bed. "Kakarrot, I- Put me down, you baka!" I start to fight him, but cease when my twisting movements stir a bit of queasiness in me. "I'm f- fine. Put me down; I need to go feed the cubs."

I was ignored. "I'll be back really soon, ok?" he says, running those warm fingers through my hair. I nod, defeated. He kisses my forehead before leaving our room. With a groan, I flop onto my back and scowl at the ceiling.

I hated being pregnant.

I hear the door crack open and I see a few little cubs sneak in. "Hey. Papa. Are you still awake?" Vegito clambers up and lays down beside me, tail swishing happily. "Dad said you were feeling bad and not to bother you, but Kana and Kara and I decided you needed some company." He helps his two younger siblings up onto the bed with us. Kanalune and Karamin snuggle up against me as well. Their warmth is a surprising comfort. I cuddle Karamin close to my chest, sighing. My cubs are so sweet. I love them with all my heart. I reminisce as I hold them... and the cub I realize I hold inside me... and think.

And I come to realize that maybe I don't hate being pregnant as much as I thought.

*Short and sweet, with no real reason behind its creation. Wanna see a magic trick? OY. BETHANY.*

Yes?

*Wanna see a magic trick?*

Sure.

*(holds up pencil) I'm gonna make this pencil disappear! (jams pencil into table, then slams Bethany's head onto pencil) Tada!!! (glitter bmbs your screen and runs away)*