Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

"I Have A Boyfriend!"

*Prompt: Person A and Person B go out. B gets so drunk that they no longer recognize A. This is gonna be good...*

Vegeta was so hammered that Goku was feeling tipsy through the link, and he hadn't even had a single drink. Right now the Prince was making some new friends with a group of adorable German girls. Goku rubbed his face. They really needed to go home before Vegeta died.

He came over. "Geta, baby, we gotta go. You're drunk."

Vegeta have him a strange, bleary look, and Goku realized with some dread that Vegeta's eyes showed no recognition. "Uh... I dunno if I know you."

Goku bit his lip. "Yeah, you do. Please don't fight me on this."

The girls were just sober enough to see that Goku really did know Vegeta and that it was time to call it a night. So, after several hugs- and even a kiss on the cheek that looked like it was supposed to be subtle- Goku coaxed his mate into a quiet enough spot for them to Instant Transmit home.

Vegeta was very surprised by the sudden change of scenery. "Whadda fuck!?" he yelped, clinging into Goku's arm like a vice. "Wait. Are you magic?" He looked up at Goku, not unlike a baffled child.

"No, I'm not magic," Goku said with a sigh and a soft laugh. "You're funny as hell when you're drunk."

"Thisss... my house," Vegeta observed. "Why do ya know whera live?"

Goku giggled, literally holding up at least three quarters of Vegeta's weight. "We live together, silly."

The little Saiyan looked even more confused, then looked excited. "Are we roommates?"

"I'm never letting you drink that much ever again... Come on, let's get you to bed." Since Vegeta literally could not stand on his own, much less walk, Goku was half carrying him up the stairs. After a considerable struggle, they made it their room, and Goku set Vegeta down on the bed. He started to undress Vegeta when the older Saiyan yelped and batted his hands away. "What's wrong?" Goku asked, baffled.

"I have a boyfriend!" Vegeta blurted, still trying to keep Goku's hands off of him.

Goku laughed. "Ok, ok!" He made Vegeta lay down and went downstairs, shaking his head. He pressed his hand to his forehead; Vegeta's intoxication was starting to hit him hard. "Dummy," he sighed. But he smiled as he remembered what Vegeta had said. Being a very sexually oriented creature, Goku was somewhat surprised by Vegeta's denial. The Prince would always attempt some kind of intimacy. It was really cute, how loyal Vegeta was. He closed his eyes and tried to tame his spinning head. "Oooh, Vegeta..."

*Timeskip brought to You by Cabba admiring Vegeta*

Goku opened his eyes and glanced at the spot in bed beside him. It was conspicuously empty. Then he heard a soft retch that confirmed his suspicions. "You ok in there, Geta?" he called softly.

"Fuck you," came the choking reply.

Goku rolled out of bed and made his way to the bathroom. His mate, curled up miserably in the dark, glared at him through pain-filled eyes. He sat down next to Vegeta, reaching over to rub his back when he hunched over the toilet again, dry heaving several times. "I'm sorry," Goku soothed. "Do you want anything? Water, juice?"

"Info. That's what I want." Vegeta pressed is hand to his forehead, wincing. "What happened? I don't remember anything; the last thing I have is us going out and after that... It's just gone."

"You made friends with some Germans."

"Oh, god fucking dammit."

"Vegeta, you were so wasted that you had no idea who I was," Goku laughed quietly. "And when I brought you home, you wouldn't let me do anything because you insisted that you had a boyfriend. It was adorable. You were so cute."

"Uh-huh, and your insides will look cute decorating the living room, too." Vegeta smiled slightly at Goku, then leaned over against him. "I love you, Kaka."

"Aw, I love you too, baby." Goku kissed his cheek and held him close.