Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

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*WARNING: FATHER/SON INCEST.*

With the restoration of the Saiyan homeworld came its peculiar way of life and its crazy populace. Vegeta once again fell in love with waking up to the red sunlight covering him in bloody warmth. Now he could share that experience with his Earth-raised mate, who had never seen Vegeta-sei's suns.

But it wasn't the sunlight that awoke Kakarrot. It was the soft kisses placed up his neck and finally to his cheek. But... It wasn't Vegeta's kisses... Kakarrot inhaled deeply and opened his eyes, smiling when he saw his fa- No, he kept forgetting. His mother, Bardock. "Hey, Dad," he mumbled. He sat up a little, careful not to disturb Vegeta.

"We need to get him up too." Bardock patted his son's thigh and went on the other side of the bed, where Vegeta slept peacefully. He ran a hand through the silky hair and bent down to kiss his cheek. The love behind the gesture was impossible to miss.

Vegeta crooned softly, not wanting to wake. He turned on his side but tilted his head up to get another kiss. Bardock chuckled and kissed Vegeta's forehead. The Prince evaded and kissed his mate's sire right on the lips.

Kakarrot blinked in shock. Hey! Bardock didn't seem to mind. He just laughed a little and Vegeta opened his eyes. "Oh, hey, Dock." He kissed him again before noting Kakarrot's expression. "Oh. Yeah, I forgot about that." He sat up. "I have a little explaining to do."

"You can say that again," he scoffed.

"Chill out, Kakarrot, it was just a kiss."

"On Earth, kisses are only meant for your mate," Vegeta said to Bardock. "Kakarrot, here on Vegeta-sei, a kiss is an informal greeting. Like a hug."

Kakarrot blinked. "You're kidding."

"Nope." Vegeta shook his head. "And I should warn you now, sex is really informal too. Even though we're mates, both of us will be getting offers. Kinda like a one night stand. Please don't be offended or freaked out if someone does ask you or me, ok?"

Kakarrot nodded. "Well, this just got four times weirder," he squeaked.

Bardock tilted his head. "Is it not like that on Earth? Sounds boring. An offer of sex is an offer of friendship here. Friends go fuck all the time. It's not bad."

"Humans are prudes." Vegeta sneered a little. "Even their family groups don't bond."

"What!?" Bardock gasps.

"Yeah, he's only ever had sex with me and a single human." Vegeta started to get up now that he'd woken up more. "The humans think it'll fuck up their DNA or something. And it might just. They call it incest or something. It's very frowned upon."

Kakarrot gaped at his mate and father. "Wait, wait! Families have sex!? Together!?"

"Hell yeah," Bardock replied. "It's the best way to bond. I mean, we usually don't go all the way, just a handjob, blowjob, maybe some fingering for the ukes."

Kakarrot put his head in his hands. "I'm afraid," he whispered.

Vegeta patted his shoulder. "It's ok, Kaka. It's really not that big a deal. My father may even want to do it with us sometime soon, kind of as a 'welcome home' thing."

"Your father!?" Kakarrot squeaked.

~Timeskip brought to You by Goku's horror~

Watching Vegeta kiss a big version of himself just gave Kakarrot chills. He had to admit, though, it was sweet seeing father and son united. They purred and hugged, their tails twining together.