Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

"Stay Calm"

*Fandom clash!!! Dragon Ball Z and Five Nights at Freddy's!!!*

Son Goku sat down slowly, observing the equipment. How odd that no one was here to show him what to do. It was only out of desperation that he'd taken this job as a nightguard in the most popular spot in town. He'd never been here before, mind you, but he knew from others that it was a fabulous place... by day, anyway.

Now it seemed downright creepy.

Suddenly the phone beside him rang. In the quiet it seemed much louder than it should have. Goku jumped nearly out of his skin and scrambled to grab the phone. "Hello?" he whispered, then cleared his throat. "Hello?" he said louder.

"Hey, Goku!" said a man on the other end. Goku relaxed. This was the guy who had talked to him about the job originally, Yamcha. "I'm sorry I can't be there tonight to show you the ropes, but it's really not that hard. All you really have to do is keep an eye on the animatronics and make sure they don't get too rowdy."

Goku frowned. "Rowdy? What do you mean? Aren't they deactivated at night?" This job just got three times scarier...

"Oh, no; we never deactivate them. It's not good for them, it seems. Yeah, they wander around sometimes, but they're generally pretty well behaved. There should be a tablet in the top drawer of the desk. You are in the office, right?"

"Yeah, yeah," Goku replied, pulling the drawer open. Sure enough, there lay a tablet. He picked it up and turned on the screen. There were six different locations.

"Ok, keep the tablet off as much as you can. The battery drains really fast, and you do not want it dead before your shift is over. Some important things to keep in mind: they can tell when the cameras are being used and when they're not, and if you're slacking, sometimes they'll come check you out. This can be a... to be honest, that can be dangerous."

Goku froze, his nervous eyes flicking to one of the doorways. "What? Dangerous? Why?"

"You see, they don't have very good vision, and it wouldn't be the first time that they've mistaken a nightguard as a endoskeleton without its coverings. So if they get close enough, they'll try to stuff you in a suit."

Goku relaxed with a nervous chuckle. "Oh. That doesn't sound too bad..."

"Yeah, and it won't until you figure out what's in those suits." Yamcha's voice had become very serious. "There's a lot of very sharp wires and internal trappings. You'd be cut to pieces, and that's just the beginning."

Goku gulped. He looked everywhere now. "Yeah, uh... Yeah, don't let em get near me. Gotcha."

"If they do start getting a little out of hand, flick the lights. It seems to calm them down. Ok, now each animatronic has its own... personality, you could say. The big green fella, Piccolo, he isn't very sociable, so you probably won't see much of him. He has a tendency to stay near the kitchens and the stages. He might make some noise, but that's about it. Krillin's the tiny, sneaky one. He's the most likely to poke his nose into your business. He doesn't make much noise, so keep an eye out for him and close the doors if you see him nearby. But remember that keeping the doors shut takes up your power.

"The great thing about Gohan is that he generally just looks at you. He's the friendliest animatronic. He'll come to the doorways, maybe poke his head in, and then he'll leave after a minute. He doesn't care about the nightguards. He gets a little nervous if you watch him too long, so don't pay much heed to him. Then we have the darling of the company, our little Prince Vegeta, hot-tempered as a copperhead and cute as a button. He's always on the move, and he's the crazy one. He loves to scare the shit out of the nightguards. He makes noise in one part of the building and pops up somewhere else. Vegeta tries to open the doors, so make sure they're shut tight, or you'll have that little s-o-b right in your face.