Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

"I Said Help Me!"

Vegeta looked between the small remote in his hand and the large screen in front of him. Forty years he'd been on Earth, and he still did not know how to work this silly contraption. He whined softly and pressed a few buttons. The grav room was being repaired after his last spar with Goku and he had nothing to do, so Bulma had told him to go mess with the tv.

Needless to say, the poor man was clueless.

Goku walked in at that moment and saw Vegeta sitting on the couch staring blankly at the remote. "Hey, Geta. Whatcha up to?"

"Kakarrot, tell me what to do to work this thing."

Goku came over and sat beside him. "Here, let me do it."

Vegeta held it away from him. "No, I said help me!"

"Vegeta, just let me-!"

"Just tell me what to do!"

They wound up scuffling on the floor for several minutes.

*Based on a similar interaction between me and my wonderful sister. Love you, babe.*