Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

"You're A Parrot!"

Vegeta inhaled deeply as the music began, and tested few notes to warm up his voice. Some of them sounded a little funny and he made a weird sound to clear his throat. Goku laughed. "Hey, I could do a Marilyn Manson version of this," Vegeta snorted. "I, I, I am a question to the world- Beautiful people-"

"What the frick?" said Goku in the background. "You actually sounded like her-"

"Hush, the mike is on," Vegeta hissed.

He got through the song without making any more peculiar changes to it and then shut off the equipment for the day. Goku followed him around, not seeming to have forgotten about his mimicry of the other singer. "So how'd ya do that, Geta? How'd ya sound like Marilyn?"

"I just... did," Vegeta replied, heading upstairs and sitting down on the couch. "And it's not like I can't copy other people."

"OOh, do somebody else!" Goku landed beside Vegeta and startled him. "Do Justin Bieber!"

"What? No!"

"Please?" Goku whispered. "Just one sentence."

"And exactly what the fuck would I say as Justin Bieber?" Vegeta spat.

"I dunno. I'm a vegetable."

Vegeta just stared at him. "The things I do for you... You're out of your mind." He cleared his throat and said in that high, slightly whiny voice, "I'm a vegetable."

Goku actually screamed and fell off the couch. "You sounded just like him, hahaha! Oh, dang! Do another one. Ooh, ooh! Do Bulma!"

"Easy," Vegeta said. He coughed and made a sound like sick cow, then, mimicking Bulma's voice perfectly, he said, "Vegeta! Get your ass in here and help raise your son!"

Yamcha poked his head into the living room looking extremely confused. "I thought for sure I just heard Bulma."

Both Saiyans howled with laughter. "That was Vegeta!" Goku cackled, falling off the couch. "Do it again!"

"Have you heard of Gotcha the cockatoo?" Yamcha asked.

Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "I believe the question is, who hasn't?" He cleared his voice again and crooned, "I gotchu," in a perfect cockatoo voice. "I gotchu."

Goku was breathless and soundless with laughter, clapping like a retarded seal.

"I got the boy. I want down!" Vegeta squawked. "I want down right now-! Blagh," he added in his real voice. "I just want down! Yes I am! I knooow it! I want a hug! I'm not alright. I just want the hot tub. Apple piiie!"

Both Yamcha and Goku were on the floor in hysterics. Vegeta briefly went into the kitchen to snag a glass of water before returning. "Shall I do Robin Williams next?" he asked sarcastically.

"Oh Kami, yes!" Yamcha cried.

"Uh, no." Instead, he said in Krillin's voice, "What are you idiots doing on the floor?"

Goku choked on air. "You're- haha! You're a parrot!" he squeaked. "Oh my gosh, ya sounded just like Krillin!"

"Oh, don't even get me started, Kakarrot," Vegeta said. He rubbed his throat and made a few strange sounds. Then he cupped his chin in his hands and batted his eyes. "Hi, I'm Son Goku! I'm the savior of Earth!"

"What the fuck!?" Yamcha screeched. "Nooo! Hahaha! That was perfect, haha!"

"I don't sound that girly, do I?" Goku whined.

"I don't sound that girly, do I?" Vegeta repeated.

Goku flinched. "Yep."

Now Vegeta laughed. Bulma came in and saw them goofing around. She frowned, putting her hands are her hips. "What are you goobs up to?" she asked, breaking into a smile at the sight of their laughter together.

"Show her!" Yamcha gasped.

Vegeta grinned wickedly and cleared his throat. "What do you boys want for dinner?" he asked in Bulma's voice, then switched to Goku's and said, "Ooh, let's just have a little bit of everything!" Then as Krillin: "You mean a lot of everything, Goku," and Yamcha: "As long as I get some, I don't really care."

Bulma looked flabbergasted. "When'd he start doing that!?"

Vegeta shrugged. "Always could, never did. I hear a voice once and I never forget it." He forced his voice pretty high and said, "I am the mighty Lord Frieza, hahaha!"

Everyone laughed. Little did Vegeta know that, as soon as Bulma had been hearing the weird bird voice, she'd had her phone out and was recording.

"Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta, can I kill it?" Vegeta bounced slightly like an excited dog, using Nappa's voice. "Oh, come on, Vegeta, I've gotta kill it."

"Oh, Yamcha, please don't get into a fight," he squeaked as Puaar. "I don't want you getting hurt." Yamcha briefly looked insulted, but laughed.

Vegeta's voice started cracking when he was mimicking Pikachu, so he had to stop. He drained the water he'd brought and had Goku go get more. "Well, I've had my fun," said Vegeta, his voice somewhat rougher than normal. "Time for someone else to show off for a while."

*Any talents you guys think Goku could show off to impress his little Prince? Comment and let me know! Gotcha the Cockatoo really is great; check out some of the videos of him on Youtube!*