Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

Spiked Eggnog

*MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS LOL*

Bulma held her annual Christmas party like she did every year. What was different this year, however, was a few changes in whom was with whom and a couple new additions to the family. Piccolo and Gohan had welcomed beautiful twins into their lives, and Vegeta was consistently being teased that he was next, despite his growls and half denials. He couldn't debunk the idea outright; whenever he did, he could feel Goku's eyes, burning with insulted protest and maybe even a tint of lust, burning into his skull.

Something that Goku had learned over his many years knowing Vegeta was that the little Prince was a sucker for eggnog. Christmas time? The fridge was filled with the stuff. New Year's? Hell yeah. Valentine's Day? Even then.

Midsummer?

You better believe it.

It was so cute to watch him with his nose buried in a cup of the sweet, creamy drink. The greatest part about Bulma's eggnog was that it usually had a little exotic... umph to it. Vegeta was already half intoxicated by whatever Bulma put in it, and Vegeta was no lightweight. The cute trilling purrs were a clear indication of Vegeta's current state and mood. Goku came up behind him and stole the cup, laughing at Vegeta's betrayed expression and protests. "I'd almost say you've had enough, but it's Christmas, so I can't technically deny you anything." He took a drink and handed it back to his pouting mate.

"This is mine. Get your own," Vegeta muttered, obviously feeling feisty.

Goku held his hands up. "Easy there, tough guy. I'm not sure if more would help or make it worse, but please, by all means drink yourself stupid. The night's still young and there's plenty of fucking about to do."

Vegeta laughed in agreement and went to talk to Gohan. Goku watched with a smile and, instead of loading up on some mysterious drug, just grabbed a beer.

"Aw, you're no fun, Goku!" Bulma said when she noticed this action.

"Hey, I need to be at least half sober for when Vegeta goes bonkers on us in exactly..." He checked his phone. "Forty five minutes. He's gonna be completely wasted, and it's only ten."

"So he won't remember anything tomorrow. He's had plenty of nights that are blank slates." Bulma wrapped an arm around him in a brief hug. "Just have fun and don't worry about Vegeta."

Goku nodded and went to join the rest of his friends. They were exchanging old, old stories. Vegeta had little input concerning his younger years, but some of the things he told them about when he was just hitting his twenties was hard to believe. The little ones, of course, were positive that he'd seen everything and been everywhere.

Slowly everyone began to go home. Vegeta lay half sprawled across one of the armchairs, purring as he enjoyed a euphoric daze. Goku sat down on the couch, watching his lover with amusement. "You look happy."

"I'm high as a fucking kite," Vegeta chuckled. "I have got to get some of this stuff off of Bulma. Some shit from Africa." He stretched out fully, letting out a contented sound.

Goku smiled. "You're so cute." He patted his lap. "C'mere. Come cuddle."

Vegeta hopped over and settled into Goku's arms. "Mmm... I love you, Kaka. Du wirst immer meine Person sein." *You will always be my person/ You will always be mine.*

Goku chuckled and nuzzled into Vegeta. The firelight, fake though it was, made the room look warm and beautiful. The city lights outside made the falling snow visible. Their soft kisses, broken only by an occasional murmur of affection, were the only disturbance in the otherwise silent house.

Goku always enjoyed Christmas, but now that he could finally share them with the one he loved most, no other holiday could compare.

*HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!!!*