Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

Mistaken

*Kakarrot and Vegeta, in their teenage mischievousness, come up with a strange and extremely bad idea to get a taste of their sexy parents.*

Vegeta watched his mother adoringly, wishing that his father would share the gorgeous Prince, even if just for a day. But Goku was adamant; the kids could screw around with each other as much as they pleased, but no one was to lay a finger on the elder Vegeta. He growled softly at the thought. Mate this, mate that. I want him.

Kakarrot also stared at their mother. He knew that basically every seme in the house wanted to have sex with Vegeta at least once, more an expression of gratitude at being born than actual lust. If only Goku was just a bit more lenient. He understood the importance of mates and their fidelity, but there were ways to prevent a cub from another seme. In fact, it was nearly impossible for a claimed uke to receive a cub from anyone else. He saw Vegeta laying on the floor at the top of the stairs, looking forlorn and miserable. He went up and lay down beside him. "You too?"

"Yup. God, I... Just once. I just want to feel him once." Vegeta looked at his brother, eyes shining with desire. "I know you want him too. Dad is such a dick about it. If only we could find a way to do it without dad finding out. But... Papa would probably have to tell him. It's just the way ukes are." Suddenly he perked up. "I have an idea."

"Is it stupid?"

"Yep!"

"Are we going to die?"

"Absolutely!"

"Let's do it."

~Timeskip~

Goku suspected something the instant it started. He didn't know what the heck was going on, but Vegeta was not acting quite like himself. The other seemed to be keeping himself in check, and seemed somewhat nervous about something. "What's wrong, baby?" he asked, running gentle fingers through Vegeta's hair. "Ya feeling ok?"

"Tense. Just need to let off some steam," Vegeta breathed, then claimed Goku's mouth in a kiss. Resisting the urge to shudder, he allowed Goku's tongue to plunder his mouth. This is why I'm seme, he thought. Being dominated like this scared him slightly. But if playing the uke for a little while meant that he had even a small chance of finally pleasuring his mother, then bring it on.

Goku chuckled when Vegeta bit his lip. "Hey. Calm down there, tiger. You're not pregnant, are ya? Ya seem a bit feisty."

"Don't know," Vegeta murmured. "It's a bit late for that, though; I would have been showing a little by now."

Goku pushed up Vegeta's shirt, bending down to kiss his flat stomach. "Mmm, you're right. No baby. Too bad." His hot tongue teased above the line of his pants. His voice was roughened and deep when he rumbled, "Want me to suck ya off?"

"Go ahead," Vegeta purred. His heart pounded violently. He'd never even dreamed that be doing these things with his own father; it was surprisingly arousing. He wondered how Kakarrot was doing...

Kakarrot groaned as he pushed deep into his mother. "Begeta, you're so tight..." Despite the many years of sex with Goku, Vegeta was nearly as tight as a virgin. Vegeta, absolutely clueless about the switch, nipped the skin over Kakarrot's collarbone.

"What's the matter, Kakarrot?" he rasped, toying with his son's tail. "You just going to sit there or are you going to fuck me like you mean it?"

That was all the encouragement Kakarrot needed. He pounded into Vegeta with abandon, murmuring dirty things in his ear. This was even better than he thought it would be. And if the other Vegeta was doing his share well enough, this might not be the last time he could make Vegeta scream out underneath him like this.