Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

"Not Again..."

Goku heard a door slam and he opened his eyes. Vegeta had gone out a few hours ago with Bulma and Eighteen, and he was only just getting home. The Saiyan sighed. He pushed himself up and began to head downstairs. "Is that you, Vegeta?"

Goku heard an affirming grunt as he came into the kitchen. Vegeta was standing by the table, using it for support. Goku made a complaining sound. "Not again. Vegeta, goddamn it. You're drunk again, aren't ya?"

Vegeta tossed him a bleary glare and a low growl that was interrupted by a hiccup.

"Was Eighteen the DD?" he asked as he approached slowly. He absolutely hated when this happened. Alcohol and Vegeta did not mix well. At first he was actually friendly and kinda sweet, but it didn't take much for him to become wildly aggressive- and Goku could see that he was even past that. "Come on upstairs; let's go to bed."

Vegeta growled at him again. When Goku approached, he suddenly swiped out at Goku. Goku managed to catch his fist. "Vegeta, calm down."

Vegeta's eyes sparked and he threw his other fist sloppily. Goku stopped that one too and scooped up the intoxicated Saiyan. "Kakarrot, put- hic!- me down!" he howled, squirming wildly. Goku ignored him. "Kakarrot!"

"Heh, you're reminding me of Broly," Goku snorted. He received several crazy blows to the side of his head and his shoulder, but less effort went into it than Goku expected. By the time they got up to the hallway, Vegeta had quieted to dark grumbling. "There ya go. Don't fight me, babe."

"I'll fight ya if I fucking wanna," Vegeta slurred, kicking Goku gently.

"Oh, Kami," Goku laughed. "I love you, Vegeta." Goku went to set him down, but Vegeta suddenly wrapped his arms around Goku's neck and his legs around Goku's waist.

"Noo..." Vegeta complained, and Goku burst out laughing.

"But I thought you wanted me to put you down!"

"I lied, ya fucker," Vegeta bit out. He snuggled closer to Goku and pouted.

Goku sat down, still holding Vegeta in his arms. "Oh, poor you. So first you're trying to hit me, then you're just wanting to snuggle?"

"Yeah."

"OK." Goku chuckled, rocking gently. Vegeta relaxed against him. Goku paused when Vegeta nuzzled his neck and nipped a little at his throat. He heard a purr. "Uh-uh, Vegeta," he warned. "Nope. Ya told me no. We can't do this if you're drunk."

"B- hic- But, Kaka..." Vegeta crooned.

"I don't want ya mad at me tomorrow. You'll be feeling bad enough the way it is. I don't want ya sore on top of that. Vegeta, no." Goku tried to push Vegeta away when the older Saiyan tried to touch him. It took ten minutes of denying, struggling, pushing, and complaining for Vegeta to give up.

More than a little pissed, Vegeta tried to get away from Goku. Goku caught him and pulled him back. He forced Vegeta to lay down, taking the kicks that he received. "Oh, just go to sleep," Goku said. After a few minutes of silence, Goku heard soft snores. He sighed heavily and went back to sleep.

~~Next Morning 😆😆😆~~

Goku woke up by himself. He glanced into the bathroom, seeing Vegeta curled up in agony on the floor.  "You ok, Geta?" he asked. He came in and sat beside his mate, where he proceeded to rub his back.

Vegeta glanced at Goku, still looking not quite sober. "What did I do? I... kind of remember being out, but..."

"The usual," Goku replied cheerfully but softly. "Ya tried to pick a fight and I had to carry ya upstairs. Ya tried to get me to have sex, but I said no."

"I'm a fucking idiot," Vegeta groaned. "And pretty much a whore to boot."

"Eh, that's just how ya are when you're drunk. Everybody's different." Goku pulled the miserable Vegeta onto his lap. "And don't say this ain't gonna happen again. I know you. We'll be doing this age next week, and the week after that, and the week after that." Goku kissed Vegeta's cheek. "And I'll be here to help ya in the morning."