Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

Little Monster

*Now parents to five cubs and another on the way, Goku and Vegeta think they've seen everything from their mischievous children. But one night, their littlest Prince shows them that, even though he's only seven months old, he's not nearly as innocent as he should be! XD*

"Bed, bed, bed, bed, bed!" Goku chased his insane cubs almost through the entire house before finally capturing them in his huge arms. "I got 'em, Geta!" he bellowed up the stairs. Vegeta appeared, holding his youngest, also named Vegeta. Goku smiled and began to climb the steps. "Whoo! Man, chasing these rascals is a good warmup, even for me!" The cubs all giggled in his embrace.

Vegeta hummed contentedly and went to their room. "We'll be in here, Kakarrot," he called over his shoulder.

Goku made a slightly unhappy, "Ehh..." as he watched Vegeta's perfect rear vanish into the darkness of their bedroom. He'd been hoping that little Vegeta would actually sleep in his crib tonight. He was feeling pent up and needy. He muttered choice words under his breath, but put the kids to bed with a genuine smile. Oh, well. Maybe tomorrow.

He found his pregnant mate and his baby boy in bed. Both mother and cub looked sleepy and happy, curled up together and ready for the last part of their little three piece puzzle. Goku crawled onto the bed, kissing Vegeta soundly. "Mmm, can't the baby sleep in his crib?" Goku groaned softly. "I want ya so bad..."

"Tomorrow, Kakarrot," Vegeta yawned. "I'm too tired tonight." He pulled down his grumpy mate and chuckled. "Kami, you weren't kidding." His tail flicked across Goku's stomach, making the big Saiyan bite his lip. Vegeta grinned wickedly and kissed his nose. "Good night, Kakarrot."

"Night," Goku muttered, but couldn't stay grumpy long. His Prince and their son were just too cute. He smiled, then cuddled closer to the identical pair, drifting off to sleep...

Still caught deep in the haze of what could be called a small coma, Vegeta let out a shaky moan as his tail was toyed with. The touch was shockingly gentle even for Goku. It felt... different, but undeniably blissful all the same. He purred loudly. The mild teasing stopped briefly then began again. Light little prods were placed strategically up and down the sensitive appendage, easily turning Vegeta into a hot, panting mess. He kept his eyes closed, however, too weak to open them. "Kakarrot..." he moaned.

No deep, mischievous purr met Vegeta's ears. It was oddly quiet. But the thought, and the possibility for any others in the near future, vanished when he felt something warm and wet play with the tip of his tail. Pleasure shot up Vegeta's spine and he groaned loudly. The movements were totally unpredictable; Vegeta normally prided himself on anticipating his mate's next move. But here he could only gasp and pant and writhe and moan at each alternate action. What on earth was Goku doing?

Vegeta managed to turn his head and pry his eyes open- only for them to bug in shock, alarm, and embarrassment. His seven month old cub stared up at him curiously, then sucked on the tailtip. Vegeta felt his stomach tighten, but he was too weak to pull his tail away from his cub's naughty grasp. "Ka... Kakarrot... Kakarrot, wake up. Kakarrot!" he hissed, nearly biting his tongue off when the baby gently chewed on the furry tail. Kami, he was- losing it- because of the cub!? Vegeta panted heavily, trying to control himself. His oblivious mate snored happily on the other side of the bed. "Kakarrot- please-!" He gasped loudly as he nearly came.

Little Vegeta watched his mother's reactions with a strange look. Vegeta noticed that it was creepily not unlike his father's. Kakarrot! Wake up! Your damn cub is manhandling me! Kakarrot, wake up! Please- I- He whined aloud as a wave of pleasure tingled up his spine. "Nonononono- Kakarrot, please!" he whimpered.

Goku finally woke up seeming confused. "Mmm? What's wrong, Geta-?"

"Ka-... t- tail...! He's- fu- Kakarrot, I'm-!"

Then Goku saw the cub holding his squirming mate's most sensitive body part and put two and two together. "Nah ah ah! Whoa there, mister; that's my job!" Goku scooped up his baby, breaking the grip he had on Vegeta's tail. Little Vegeta whined and tried to get back to the gasping Prince, but Goku firmly set him in his cradle. "What the heck, Vegeta? What was that?" He couldn't help but chuckle. "I get it; he's hot and all, but that one's mine, kiddo. You'll have to find your own."

He returned to bed. Vegeta still lay halfway on his side, panting heavily with desire. The Prince shifted and groaned. "Little fucking pervert. I actually thought I was going to cum. He's a little monster. He's even worse than you."

Goku chuckled. "That was a little close, huh? Need a hand?" His big hand rubbed Vegeta's thigh temptingly.

Vegeta was nearly speechless as his hand moved closer and closer to what he really wanted Goku to touch. He managed to bite out, "Kakarrot, you tease me and I'll rip your dick off. Don't think I won't."

"Ok then..." Goku laughed nervously. In Vegeta's current state, he knew to take him seriously. He easily pulled Vegeta's loose pants off and slid his boxers down to his knees. He blinked when he saw just how aroused his mate was. "Damn. Little Geta knew what he was doing."

"Oh, shut the fuck up," Vegeta snapped.

Goku grinned and spread the leaking pre all over Vegeta's throbbing length. Vegeta groaned, then popped a hand over his mouth to stifle any further noise. It couldn't hide every noise that he made, but Goku was getting horny and wanted to hear more. "Aw, don't be like that, baby. I wanna hear ya." He moved his hand faster. Growling, Vegeta thrusted into his hand. "You're so hot. So fucking beautiful. I wanna hear ya moan when ya cum for me."

Vegeta whimpered when Goku moved his hands away from his mouth. "Ka... The- baby-... Aahh..."

"Shh, he's sleeping. C'mon. Make a little noise for me. My beautiful Prince..."

Vegeta groaned. Why was his title such a turn on? He felt that little tug in the pit of his stomach and yelped softly. "Kakarrot... Ka- aahhh- Kakarrot... ohhh... Kakarrot...!" He came hard, moaning louder than he meant to. But he could see that Goku was pleased; his eyes shone with a deep-rooted lust.

Goku was all but drooling. He kissed his mate deeply and lay back after helping him get his pants back on. "I wonder what the heck little Geta was thinking. We've seen lotsa crazy stuff from the kids, but that was a first!" He laughed.

"I have no idea," Vegeta murmured, rubbing his forehead. "That was really weird and kind of scary. I swear, the little bugger knew what he was doing." He glanced over at the silent crib and shivered. "We better keep an eye on that one; he's going to be trouble."