Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

Paper Cut

Goku walked into the living room with his finger in his mouth. "Hey, Geta, I got a paper cut."

Faster than he could blink, Vegeta was at his side, yanking his hand out of his mouth, and doing a full body examination to make sure he was ok. "How much are you bleeding? How long ago was this? Is it infected? Are your hands dirty? When did we get your tetanus shot again?"

"Vegeta, it's a fucking paper cut."