Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

The Strangest Things

Vegito shrieked as he was blown out of the portal, finally back in a colorful landscape. He hit the ground and tumbled quite a ways. For several minutes he just lay there, not sure if he was going to cry or throw up. He groaned softly. "Ggh- aah..."

A shadow appeared over him. Vegito groaned again and said, "I don't know who you are, I don't care who you are: if you do anything to me, I'll barf all over you."

A chuckle that sounded almost identical to his convinced him to open a single eye. His eyes bugged open when he saw who stood above him. "Nani!?"

Gogeta grinned. "Well then! Isn't this curious..."

~Time Skip Brought to You by Chibi Vegeta smacking normal Goku 😂😂😂~

"... and then his giant sword thingy almost cut my head off! It missed me, but it did rip open some kind of portal. I got sucked in. I don't know how long I was in there, but it eventually spit me out, and here we are!" Vegito finished cheerfully.

Gogeta stared at his counterpart, the two minds in him conversing.

"He's gorgeous, Kakarrot. That's what we look like as Vegito? Damn. He's got your bangs."

"H-He may have my bangs, but he looks like you, Geta."

"So naturally he's stunning."

Gogeta unconsciously licked his lips. The other Saiyan looked beautiful and completely fuckable. Vegito, oblivious to the lookover he was getting, continued to chatter amiably. His voice was deep and rough like Vegeta's, but carried a lilt like Goku's.

Gogeta gently grabbed Vegito's chin, silencing him. He blushed a bit at the unexpected contact. His own interior personalities had a brief discussion.

"What's he doing? He looks... so gentle right now."

"I don't know, Kakarrot. Wait. What?"

Gogeta- against his better judgement, may I say- leaned forward and pressed his mouth to Vegito's. Vegito stiffened for a moment only. He relaxed quickly when his two halves nearly blended, they were so comfortable. Vegeta's half felt the Goku half of the other, and Goku's felt Vegeta.

They lost track of time as they sat there, kissing as if it were their last. Eventually they pulled back, staring at each other, eyes half-lidded and lips swollen. Vegito groaned in arousal, shakily yanking his gloves off and burying his hands in Gogeta's hair. He pulled him back into the kiss. Gogeta pulled Vegito into his lap with a snarl and thrust up. Vegito shivered and moaned.

"Gods, this feels wrong," Gogeta groaned, "but I can't help it. You're beautiful. You're fucking beautiful, Vegito. I want you."

"Well isn't this my lucky day," the other rasped, grinding down on Gogeta. "My Fusion is permanent, and I don't think I can return to my Universe. So poor little me is stuck with big bad you." He laughed mischievously. "Ya want something? Take it," he growled.

A bright, feral light sparked in Gogeta's eyes. With a roar he threw his counterpart to the floor and slammed down on top of him. "You asked for it," he said gruffly. He practically ripped Vegito's gi away, attacking the exposed skin with love bites and licks.

When Vegito had first arrived, he had not been expecting a fuck. Much less from someone who was practically himself. Phht, who cares?

Once Gogeta had removed all clothing from both Vegito and himself, he properly explored his partner's body. He loved how sensitive Vegito was. The Potara-Fused Saiyan was nearly in tears. "Geta," he choked. "C'mon! Do something already!"

Gogeta's concession came in the form of shoving a finger knuckle-deep into his ass. He closed his eyes tightly as he grit his teeth. Pleasure tingled up his spine. "Mmm... Mmm... Geta..."

Gogeta hushed him gently, pushing another finger in. The tightness and heat around his hand made his cock twitch. This was gonna be good. Vegito moaned and squirmed. He smirked. Gradually he loosened him enough to push in with only minimal damage. Gogeta almost laughed when Vegito let out a girlish squeal. As he moved, he rasped, "You like my cock? How do you want me to fuck you?"

Vegito gasped for breath. "F-Faster! Please, faster!" Gogeta complied, and even sweetened the deal by changing the angle to hit his prostate with every thrust. Vegito cried out, bucking up against Gogeta. "Yes! Oh gods, yes! Right there!"

The Super Saiyan slowed, but roughened his thrusts. Vegito screamed, clawing into Gogeta as he climaxed. Gogeta followed immediately after, then slowly pulled out with a groan. The two Saiyans kissed for a few moments, then Gogeta helped Vegito up. "Let me... Let me get you some clothes," he said upon noticing the damage he'd done to Vegito's gi.

Gogeta dressed quickly, then brought the clothes back. Once he'd tossed them over, he halted. "I- I think I'm going to-" He yelped and unfused suddenly.

Vegito snorted as he stood. He was every bit as tall as Goku. Vegeta glared up at the two. "Are you kidding me!?" he exclaimed.

*Heehee! An OTP inside an OTP...*