Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

Daddy

Laughing my ass off just writing the intro hahaha... Ok! So I was daydreaming during Algebra and I wondered how awkward it would be if Goku and Vegeta wished King Vegeta back to life and they attempted to have dinner. Especially when a particular title is shared by two completely different people.... LMFAO.

Vegeta was nervous enough the way it was. He hadn't seen his father, his stern, judgmental, but loving father, in sixty or seventy years. Then Goku had gone and invited him to dinner. Brilliant. However, Bardock had come down ill the day before, so his father was coming alone.

Fucking brilliant.

There was a hurried, panicked hunt for the freshest food available, as well as a quick tidy up on Vegeta's part. The kids- each and every one of the twenty seven- were acting quiet and peculiar. They seemed to sense their mother's anxiety, despite his best effort to hide it.

Also, despite Vegeta clearly stating that it would be a horrible first impression for them to tackle their grandfather, the instant King Vegeta walked through the door, he was warmly and lovingly greeted by his excited grandcubs. To Vegeta's shock, his father enjoyed the wild welcome.

They now sat at the dinner table, all the cubs but little Vegeta, Gogeta, and Kanalune eating in the living room. When the smell of Vegeta's uke terror had become unbearable, King Vegeta snagged his son by the shoulders and squeezed him. "Breathe, Vegeta! What the blazes is wrong with you? You're making us all anxious."

"He's right, Geta," Goku giggled. "Kami, I can barely stand it. Calm down, babe; what's up?"

"I'm fine," Vegeta sighed, relaxing in his father's grasp, and even more so when he felt strong, warm hands deeply massaging his tense shoulders.

Vegeta rubbed his son's shoulders soothingly. "I don't know what you're so worried about, Vegeta," he rumbled. "I came to see my son and his mate and their adorable cubs. Nothing more, nothing less."

The idea that he'd been stressing out over nothing made Vegeta slump wearily against his father. Without even thinking about it, his mentality slid back to when he was a small child. "Thanks, Daddy."

"Aww," Goku squeaked as the two hugged.

~~Timeskip to dinner mwahahahaha~~

None of them had any clue it was going to happen.

Vegeta and the cubs sat on one side of the table while King Vegeta and Goku sat on the other side. They were all chatting happily. Everything was going splendidly.

Vegeta cursed his short arms. "Could you pass me the salt, Daddy?"

On instinct, King Vegeta complied to his son's request. He didn't realize just how much he'd missed hearing Vegeta's rough voice. His own wasn't nearly as hoarse, and he loved the sound of it.

His hand touched someone else's.

Vegeta looked up and saw Goku staring at him, an embarrassed expression creeping onto his face. Gogeta burst out laughing as he realized what was happening. Little Vegeta turned red and tried to contain his giggles. Kanalune just left.

Then it hit King Vegeta. Both eyebrows shot up in surprise and he looked at his son. "Really, Vegeta?"

Vegeta did not reply. He slammed his forehead against the table. Muffled, his voice reached them. "Kakarrot, you fucking moron, I'm going to fucking end you."

Goku cringed.

King Vegeta let out a roar of laughter. "No! This is perfect! You don't know what this means! Hahahaha! Holy Begeta, we're opposites!"

"Eh?" squeaked Goku.

Two out of three Vegetas were breathless from laughter now. The eldest managed to suck in a breath. "Let's just say your father has a few peculiar kinks of his own, Kakarrot."

Goku's jaw dropped.

Vegeta, his head still on the table, showed them a ki blast before moving it towards his head. Both his father and his mate dived forward to stop him.

This is funny af, man. Vegeta's just like "I'm done. Done." Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed! (Tiger's pissed at the Daddy kink lol)