Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

Twister

*A hilarious and wayward game of Twister becomes a surprising conversation with lots of pleasant discoveries.*

"Owwie!" Goku squeaked as he felt his shoulder pop slightly. He was reaching over Yamcha's back to reach the last green circle. "Hey, Geta; move your leg like two inches."

"But I'll- ouch!- fall!" Vegeta yelped. He felt something in his back creak and gritted his teeth. "Hurry up and spin the damn thing!"

Krillin, however, seemed to be enjoying his friends' torment. He casually spun the little board again and called, "Right foot blue."

"Nooo!" Vegeta wailed. He hurriedly shifted his leg between Goku's, almost kicking him in the dick. "Ah! Sorry, Kakarrot."

"That was close," Yamcha snorted. He did a very flexible maneuver that had him almost on his back, but still up. He inhaled deeply and sighed. "Ok. Piccolo, watch yourself."

"I can't believe you idiots roped me into this stupid game," the Namekian grumbled, even though he was easily winning with his extreme flexibility.

Of course Piccolo was going to win. He was the only Namekian. No one else could compete, but it was fun to try.

Goku sucked in a pained breath. His right shoulder felt like it was about to be ripped off entirely. "Ow. Ow. Ouch. Ow. Aah... Wait, Vegeta, don't move-!"

Vegeta moved. He readjusted his arm and shifted his leg just a few inches, but in doing so, he very effectively and accidentally kneed Goku right in the crotch. Goku bit his lip and only let out a squeal of pain. Vegeta burst out laughing at Goku's agonized expression. "Oh! Oh no! I'm so sorry, hahaha! I'm sorry, Kakarrot!"

Goku groaned. "Yeah, you're gonna be sorry when I make you squeak later!"

"OH!" everyone else bellowed. Vegeta's face went completely red. "TMI, Goku!" Yamcha laughed. "Haha, you're in for it Vegeta, oh man!"

Krillin just rubbed his face as he quaked with laughter. "Oh, Kami..." He spun again. "Crap. Haha! Left hand yellow!"

Piccolo followed the instruction without batting an eye, but the other three looked vaguely ill. Vegeta threw himself halfway over Goku to reach the easiest spot, and Yamcha nearly elbowed Vegeta in the eye. Goku managed to get his hand to the annoying yellow mark, but he felt as if he'd fall any minute. He blinked, realizing that he and Vegeta were face to face. Vegeta blinked too. Goku grinned and gave him a quick kiss. "Hey, baby. What's up?"

"Goku," Piccolo chided, but he laughed.

"What?" Goku laughed too. "I just sayin' hi to my sweet thing."

"Kakarrot, shut your fucking trap."

"Doesn't sound so sweet to me," Yamcha snorted.

"Spin the-!"

"Guys don't kill me. Left hand red?"

"Krillin!" they all roared.

The game ended with Piccolo as the winner- obviously. Goku lay flat on his stomach with Vegeta rubbing out a cramp in his shoulders. "We got our asses handed to us," Vegeta muttered. "We're doing Hand and Foot next time."

"No teams!" said Krillin. "Last time we played that, you guys cheated with your telepathy!"

"I told him not to," Goku giggled. "But he don't li- Ohh, Kami, right there," Goku purred, basically melting under Vegeta's hands. The Prince had noticed that the muscles seemed a bit tight just under the shoulder blades, so he'd moved Goku's arms and began to deeply massage the muscles there. He was very pleased with the results.

"Eww, not in front of us, you guys," Yamcha cackled. "Get that gay ass shit outta here!" But everyone knew that Yamcha had quit chasing girls since Android Seventeen, with the support and love of his sister, had finally come out to them. He seemed simply to have "fallen out of the chase" and spent a lot of time with the shy Android.

"Gay, huh?" Vegeta teased. "Made out with Seventeen yet?"

"Hey, hey, hey," said Yamcha defensively, and the observant Prince saw a flash of protectiveness in his eyes. "He's not like that. And besides, even if I did, I don't kiss and tell like you did with Goku."

"Oof," murmured Krillin.

Vegeta shrugged. "More of bite and tell." He drifted a finger along the scar, making Goku shudder under him. "And I mean no harm. I like Seventeen, and it's ok for you to as well. Kakarrot, calm down," he interjected when Goku looked up at him accusingly. "The point is, if you like him, screw your rep as a womanizer and go get him."

"That was encouraging," said Piccolo softly. "And what if someone went after your son? What would you think about that?"

Vegeta looked at him sharply. "Well, I'd like to meet the guy... or girl. Get to know them. Kill them if necessary-"

"Vegeta."

"I'm just saying. And ask him if he's happy. And which one? I adopted Kakarrot's brats too, you know." Vegeta watched Piccolo with interest as Goku continued to become a purring puddle on the floor.

Piccolo shrugged. "Just rumors, but Gohan."

Vegeta looked surprised. "What about Satan's daughter?"

"Turns out she's a lesbian. Came out to Gohan, who adored her all the more for it, bless his soul. Hooked her up with a friend of his and asked a man out. He said yes, but wanted to talk with you and Goku before anything was official. Seems pretty old-school to me, not that that's bad."

"What's your opinion of him?" Vegeta asked. "Or have you not met him yet? Gohan would be the one to spout everything to you before even Kakarrot."

Piccolo shrugged again. "Gohan could do better, I suppose, but I think the guy's trustworthy. He's a fighter, but he can be laid back if he wants."

Vegeta nodded. He smiled at Piccolo, surprising the Namekian. "Sounds like you'll be good for Gohan. You have my blessing."

"Wha?" Goku sat up halfway. "Wait. What? Piccolo and Gohan!?"

"Is everyone coming out today?" Krillin laughed. Everyone looked at him. Krillin shrugged. "Eh, might as well. I'm straight. And I also have another kid on the way."

The burst of excitement was a satisfying one. Demands of both a gender and a due date were thrown into Krillin's face, but he held up his hands. "We don't know anything yet! Eighteen only just found out herself. Seventeen-" He nodded to Yamcha. "- is coming down from the north to pay her and everyone a visit."

"How cool!" said Goku. "Man! Today has been really crazy."

"In all the best ways," Vegeta added.

*Another shorty but cutey. Thanks for reading and stay tuned for a new book!*