Madison: The glass is half empty.
Zoe: I think the glass is half full.
Madison: I think you're full of shit.
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The Countess: Good morning.
John: Good morning.
Iris: Good morning.
Liz: You all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up little bit?
Tristan: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Kyle: For the last time, I am not having sex with Madison!
Zoe: No one would judge you. It's understandable. She's hot and mysterious and sort of curvy but slim. . .
Kyle: I'm not having sex with Madison, but I'm starting to think you might be...
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Kai: Chillax.
Ally: That's not a word.
Kai: Sometimes the ones who deny "chillax" are the ones who need to chillax the most.
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Zoe: Madison, don't you think you've had enough to drink?
Madison: I'm just helping the little children, Zoe.
Zoe: How is you drinking, helping the little children?
Madison: Because the more I drink, the less there is for the children to drink.
