Madison: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds.
Nan: 45 SECONDS?!
Madison: No! FOUR TO FIVE SECONDS!
Nan: TOO LATE!
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Ethel: You promised not to tell.
Elsa: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Ethel. Welcome to the real world.
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Cordelia: Why are your tongues purple?
Madison: We had slushies.
Zoe: I had the blue one.
Madison: And I had the red one.
Cordelia: Oh *thinks for a moment*
Cordelia: . . . OH
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[At the Butchery on Main]
Meadow: Do you have anything low cholesterol?
Ivy: Yeah. Napkins.
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Zoe: Hey Madison, how are you?
Madison: Hey Madison, how are you?
Zoe: Are you copying me?
Madison: Are you copying me?
Zoe: Zoe Benson, will you marry me?
Madison: Zoe Benson, will you- wait what?!
