Cordelia: [busts through the door]
Cordelia: So you two ARE having sex!
Zoe and Madison: [sitting on the bed, Zoe reading a book and Madison on her laptop]
Madison: We are? Zoe, why didn't you tell me? I would've put my laptop away.
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Tate: I have an idea.
Violet: Murder is not an option.
Tate: Then... I no longer have an idea.
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Madison: Zoe, I'm so happy I could kiss you right now!
Zoe: [nervous gay laughter] Um.......... neat!
[Later]
Zoe: [laying face down on her bed] I can't believe I said "neat", Misty. Nobody says "neat" anymore! It's the goddamn 21st century!! It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyway because I'm a huge loser!
Misty: [idly turns magazine page] Hey, don't beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Cordelia told me that she liked me?
Zoe: Didn't you like, thank her?
Misty: [closes magazine and sighs] I thanked her.
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Nan: Why are you two getting couple's counselling?
Zoe: She keeps on saying ordinary phrases wrong and it's driving me nuts.
Madison: Oh cry me a table, Zoe.
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Misty: Guys, we're out of candy.
Zoe: What? Already? There's only been like three kids.
Misty: Yeah, I know, but one little girl told me she loved me so I gave her everything.
