Thirty Four

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Michael: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Ben: I don't know. Hey, Tate! How tall are you?

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Misty: [looking out the window] Oh, look! There's Zoe and Madison!
Misty: [starts yelling] Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey!
[Zoe and Madison start making out]
Misty: [eyes widen] Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
Queenie: What?!
Misty: [screaming] Ahhh!! Zoe and Madison!! Zoe and Madison!!
Queenie: Oh my god!
Misty: ZOE AND MADISON!!!!
Queenie: OH MY GOD!!!
Misty: OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
Queenie: Misty!! Misty!! It's okay!! It's okay!!
Misty: NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!

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[Zoe and Madison arguing]
Zoe: You know what? Fuck you.
Madison: I already did that to you last night!
Zoe:
Madison: -and I did it real good.
Zoe:
Zoe: You did.

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Sally: [turns to Liz] Liz has no idea I'm high.
Liz: You're high?
Sally: Sorry.
Sally: [turns to John] Liz has no idea I'm high.

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Cordelia: Can we please, for the love of God, just order something now? I'm starving.
Fiona: Chinese?
Delphine: I don't like Chinese.
Fiona: Indian?
Delphine: I just said I don't like Chinese.
Fiona: Indian isn't Chinese.
Delphine: Weird meats, funny music, side of rice. Why are we splitting hairs?
Fiona: Mexican?
Delphine: I just said I don't like Chinese!
Fiona: [gets up slowly and walks out of the room]

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