Zoe: How's the most beautiful girl in the world doing?
Madison: [without looking up from her magazine] I don't know, how are you?
Zoe: [voice cracking] I'm fine.
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Meadow: Would you rather date, A: Me or B-?
Kai: B.
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[Cordelia selecting her very first students]
Cordelia: I will only accept the most prestigious, strongest and healthiest witches in my academy.
Queenie: [a human voodoo doll with an attitude]
Nan: [a clairvoyant who can read everything she's thinking]
Zoe: [a girl who can kill guys by having sex with them]
Madison: [a chain smoking bitchy actress who resembles a young version of her troublesome mother]
Cordelia: Those. I want those ones.
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Rory: You're bleeding and you're probably gonna need a transfusion, man. What's your blood type?
Dominic: B Positive.
Rory: I'm trying but you're bleeding a lot!
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[Zoe, Queenie, Madison and Nan playing truth or dare]
Zoe: Okay, our turn. Madison, truth or dare?
Madison: Umm, truth.
Zoe: How many people did you date before me?
Madison: Dare.
Zoe: You chose truth.
Madison: Okay okay, let me think.
Madison: Starting with A - Alistair, Anthony, Adrienne, the other Adrienne, Tiffany-
Queenie: That's a T.
Madison: [with a smirk] Yeah but she was 'a' fox.
Madison and Queenie: [laugh until they see Zoe's annoyed face]
