Seventy Nine

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Zoe: Mads, could you do my make up?
Madison: Sure.
Coco: Could you do mine too?
Madison: Do I look like a fucking charity worker to you?

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Ben: Are you high?
Violet: Hello. Am I what?
Ben: High.
Violet: Hello.

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Zoe: [handing Madison a cup of hot tea] Blow.
Madison: [shrugs and gets on her knees]
Zoe: thE TEA MADISON! I MEANT THE TEA-

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Madison: Dads... are like slinkies-
Cordelia: Wish I had one?
Michael: Lost every single one I've ever had?
Coco: Spring away and don't come back?
Madison:
Madison: I was gonna say "fun to push down the stairs" but now I feel bad.

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Cordelia: Misty and I slept together.
Madison: What?? When?!
Cordelia: She came back when you left.
Madison: I was only gone for 20 minutes, what did you do? Shine a bat symbol on your vagina?

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