Eleven

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Nan: What would you do if I was hit by a car?
Zoe: I would run into the street to get you, and I would be sad because you'd be hurt.
Madison: I'd call 911 and make it someone else's responsibility, like I do with all my problems.

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Lana: So what's the plan?
Sister Jude: We have to think straight.
Lana: A little difficult for me.

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Madison: As you may recall, patience isn't one of my virtues.
Zoe: . . .
Madison: Well I don't have any virtues.
Zoe: . . .
Madison: But if I did, I'm sure patience wouldn't be one.
Zoe: . . .
Madison: Fucking hell Zoe, you're testing my non-patience.

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Nan to Madison: You remind me of the ocean.
Madison: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Nan: No, because you're salty and you scare people.

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[Planning a revolt against Kai with Winter, Ally and Serena]
Beverly: How did none of you just hear what I said?
Winter: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Ally: I got distracted about half way through.
Serena: It was my conscious decision to ignore you.

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