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Misty: [Knocking on Cordelia's door] Cordelia! We need to go! Come out!
Cordelia: I'm gay!
Misty: Not what I meant, but I support you!

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Tate: When people get a little too friendly, I like to call them by the wrong name to show that I don't care about them.
Ben: That's a genius move.
Tate: Thank you.
Ben: You're welcome Tyler.

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Madison: [Walks into practice with a flask in her hand] Sorry I'm late. I was doing stuff.
Misty: [Walks in after, looking noticeably battered] SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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Liz: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Donovan: Have everyone stand.
Iris: Bring three more chairs.
James: The most important ones can sit down.
John: Kill three.

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Fiona: I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Right Cordelia?
Cordelia: Please stop talking.

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