Papa Legba: I have come to take you to hell.
Zoe: Let me ask Madison first.
Papa Legba: But it's not a choi-
Zoe: She said no.
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Elsa: What's a six letter word for beautiful?
Desiree: Pretty.
Jimmy: Maggie.
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Madison: [from behind Zoe] STOP!
Zoe: What???
Madison: Nothing, I just wanted to look at your ass.
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Jude: I would love to see Mary Eunice get punched.
Lana: Try again.
Jude: I will stop Mary Eunice from getting punched?
Lana: That's better.
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Cordelia: Misty and I are getting married!
Coco: You two are having a joint wedding? Coco: Your husbands must be good friends!
Myrtle:
Zoe:
Mallory:
Queenie:
Spalding:
Madison: Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt and the dangers of heteronormativity.
