Twelve

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Zoe: Someone's coming.
Madison: Who?
Zoe: Someone you really hate.
Madison: *thinks for a moment*
Madison: That could be literally anyone.

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Ally: Feminism isn't about hating all men and destroying them.
Ally: That's just a hobby of mine.

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Maggie: You have no idea what I'm capable of.
Desi: Don't take this personally but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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Jimmy: Man, sure is dark in here...
Maggie:
Jimmy: I'm not scared or anything.
Maggie: . . .
Jimmy: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days?? Not me. Not Jimmy. No sir.
Maggie: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Jimmy: Yes please.

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[Misty and Zoe go grocery shopping]
Zoe: Misty, can you read me Cordelia's shopping list please?
Misty: Okay wait . . .
Misty: "practice seven wonders, learn about black widow power, keep Spalding away from bedroom" -
Zoe: Oh no that's my to-do list *laughs awkwardly*
Misty: Ohhh. . . wait a minute
Zoe: Hm? *starts to sweat*
Misty: What is Madison doing on that list?
Zoe: . . .

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