Queenie: Bitch, I can't believe you and Zoe have been sharing the same toothbrush for the last six years. That's nasty.
Queenie: And you always keep it in your bedroom, that's so weird.
Madison: No, we keep it in the upstairs bathroom.
Queenie: No, there's only one toothbrush in the upstairs bathroom and it's mine...
Coco: Wait, are you telling me for the last six years all three of you shared one toothbrush?
Queenie, Zoe and Madison: ...
Coco: [dying of laughter] I love this so much!
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Iris: May I get you anything to drink, Mr March?
James: The tears of my enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.
Iris: I have jasmine tea.
James: Ooh, jasmine. Yes, please.
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Misty: [trips down the stairs]
Madison: [sitting on her phone] You okay?
Misty: [on the floor in pain] No!
Madison: ...
Madison: [still on her phone] k.
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Michael: I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood, and let me tell you, I'm not afraid to leave it the same way.
Ben: ...
Tate: ...
Violet: Michael, what the fuck
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[At Misty's swamp before doing the identity spell]
Myrtle: Ladies, you're supposed to be a family. What happened to you all?
Mallory: [curled up in the corner]
Coco: [crying and shovelling cereal into her mouth]
Misty: [dancing to Stevie Nicks]
Cordelia: [complaining about everything to nobody]
Nan: [in a tea party with Papa Legba in hell]
Zoe and Queenie: [dead and souls destroyed]
Madison: [pacing back and forth and smoking while insulting everyone]
Myrtle: Dear Lord, if these are the witches who the world depends on to save them then we're all royally fucked.
