Kai: Ally, what would you give me if I got this jelly bean in your cleavage?
Ally: A concussion.
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Desi: You must be tired.
Jimmy: No, I'm good. Refreshed and ready for the show.
Desi: I was talking to Ethel.
Jimmy: Well, I was talking to Maggie.
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Queenie: Madison just wear the birthday hat. This is your party.
Madison: I'm not wearing the hat, Queenie.
Zoe, running in: Madison! I brought you something for your birthday!
[an hour later]
Madison: *wearing three party hats, has rainbow confetti floating around her, has streamers braided into her hair*
Queenie: *smirking*
Madison: Not a word, Queenie.
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Maggie: *crying* Desi, I just found this puppy waiting outside my tent. Look at him! Isn't he adorable? His face is so cute and sweet and he's got such big eyes-
Desi: Maggie, that's Meep.
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Zoe: Why do you hate me?
Madison: Because people think you're nice. You're quiet, you say excuse me, you look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning. People don't fear you.
Zoe: . . .
Zoe: If it helps, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.
