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[Zoe is on the ladder putting up Christmas decorations]
Zoe: Madison, is the tinsel in the middle?
Madison: No, move it a bit more to right.
Zoe: [adjusts it] Now?
Madison: Nope. Move it back to the left.
Zoe: [adjusts it again] What about now?
Madison: Mmm, a little more to the left.
Zoe: [moves to the left] How about that?
Madison: [not paying attention and staring at Zoe's ass the whole time] Perfect.

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Grace: Kit do you have a sec?
Kit: I have lots of secs!
Kit: I mean... time.
Grace: ...

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[Zoe and Madison are looking after Cordelia's child for a weekend]
Child: Auntie Zoe, did you have a bad dream last night?
Zoe: ... no, why?
Child: Well, you were screaming a lot last night.
Child: And when I had a bad dream, I screamed Auntie Madison's name too.
Madison: [chokes on her water] ...

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Michael: Mr Gallant, I think you should play the role of my father.
Gallant: I don't wanna be your father.
Michael: That's perfect. You already know your lines.

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Queenie: So, did you kiss her?
Madison: No. The moment wasn't right.
Madison: Look, I've already messed a lot of things up in my life and I don't want this to be another one.
Queenie: Aww, Montgomery. That's so sweet. You chickened out like a little bitch.

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