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Zoe: Hey Madison, I just wanted to tell you that I'm in hospital right now.
Zoe: I injured my leg in the garden and Josephine brought me here.
Zoe: And the doctor said I might need a serious operation...
Madison: ... who's Josephine??

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[Jimmy, Maggie and Ethel are eating dinner together]
Ethel: So Maggie, what do you want to do in the future?
Maggie: Well, I definitely want to continue my education.
Maggie: Like, I don't want to end up as something like a cleaning lady right? [laughs]
Ethel:
Ethel: I'm a cleaning lady...
Maggie: [dies of embarrassment and starts to apologise]
Ethel: Just kidding LOL! I'm one the freaks here. Welcome to the family.

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Queenie: So Zoe, what's up with you wearing hats 24/7 lately?
Zoe: What do you mean?
Queenie: Are you trying to hide something under there?
Zoe: Like what?
Queenie: Your gayness maybe? [cracks up laughing]
Zoe: ...
Zoe: ... how did you know?

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Liz: Please, Iris... after everything we went through together? You can't do this...
Iris: I am sorry, Liz.
Liz: I'm begging you. Don't do it...
Iris: It has to be done...
Liz:
Iris:
Iris: [placing a card] UNO!

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Queenie: Why are you putting on sunblock, sis?
Madison: Because im gonna get sunburnt, sis.
Queenie: But sis, we're not even outside.
Madison: You're my sunshine, sis.
Queenie: [voice cracking] sis.

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