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Queenie: What's something that Zoe says a lot?
Madison: "Harder Madison."
Zoe:
Cordelia: As someone who's room is right next door, I can confirm that.

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Maggie: Are you drunk?
Jimmy: No, I'm Jimmy.

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Queenie: Misty, why is my bed broken?
Misty: Oh, Madison and Zoe told me they had a jumping contest on it last night.
Queenie: Really? And you believed that?
Misty: ... yes?

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[Tristan and Liz on date night]
Tristan: [to waiter] Hello, good sir. I'd like your finest bottle of wine, please.
Waiter: That'll be $1000.
Tristan: Great. I'd like your $8-est bottle of wine, please.

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Zoe: Hey buddy!
Madison: Hey.
Madison: And FYI, you had your tongue down my throat five minutes ago so don't you dare call me "buddy".
Queenie:
Myrtle:
Cordelia:
Misty:
Misty: I don't get it.

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