Madison: My girlfriend must be top of the line, hot, graceful, confident-
Zoe: Hey I'm Zo- [stumbles over her feet, knocks a glass of water all over Madison, potted plant falls over and dumps dirt on her head]
Madison: I want that one.
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Madison: Nice hands, Zo.
Zoe: Uh... thanks?
Madison: I bet they'd look better gripping my-
Cordelia: griPPING THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN.
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Kai: While I'm comfortable speaking about politics, I'm not sure how to spark the interest of school children. Better google it...
Ally: What exactly are you looking up?
Kai: [typing] How do I get... 12-year old girls... excited-
Ally and Winter: NO!!!
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Queenie: Why does Zoe look like she won the lottery?
Misty: Last night Madison got so drunk, she couldn't even recognise Zoe anymore...
Queenie: So? I don't get it.
Misty: When they were home, Zoe wanted to change Madison into her pyjamas.
Misty: but when she started pulling Madison's shirt up, Madison slapped her hand away and yelled "Stop it! I'm saving myself for someone..."
Misty: And then she mumbled Zoe's name.
Queenie: [tears up]
Misty: Are you crying?
Queenie: No! Y'all must be cutting onions or something...
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Elsa: [to Jimmy] You will love again, because time can heal a broken heart...
Elsa: ... but not that bitches window!
Elsa: [throws brick and yells] Run!
