[Madison preparing for a date with Zoe]
Madison: What if she kisses me, Queenie?
Queenie: Then you kiss her back, Madison.
Madison: But why her back though? Why not her lips?
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Jimmy: So, I heard you like bad boys.
Maggie: No, not really.
Jimmy: Oh thank god.
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Madison: This is my girlfriend, Zoe.
Madison: Like girl - space - friend.
Madison: Girl friend.
Madison: We're just best friends.
Madison: :)
Zoe:
Queenie:
Nan:
Cordelia:
Misty:
Myrtle:
Me:
Lindsey Lohan:
Obama:
God:
Madison: Okay fine, we also make out.
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Madison: Honestly Zo, I've always thought your last name sucks.
Zoe: Excuse me?!?!
Madison: I just think it doesn't suit you. You should change it.
Zoe: Change it to what??
Madison: Montgomery... [walks away]
Zoe: Why would I ch- wait did you just- WAIT DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME MADISON COME BACK HERE.
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[Madison is standing outside holding up a sign that says "prom?"]
Nan: OH MY GOD? YES!!
Madison: No, tell Zoe!!
Nan: ZOE! I'M GOING TO PROM WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!
