Madison: [to Zoe] Yeah, you're my best friend but I would fuck you if you asked.
Zoe: What?
Madison: What?
Queenie: [eating Hot Cheetos on the couch, watching the whole thing] She said she would fuck you if you asked.
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Madison: Sometimes I think about how much I love Zoe and how I'd do anything for her just to see her smile and how I'd literally DIE for her and then I'm like eww
Madison: I love her so much that I disgust myself.
Queenie: To be honest, it is pretty gross.
Madison: THANK you.
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Rory: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said the bleeding was internal.
Rory: That's where the blood's supposed to be.
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Michael: Alright, give me your hair dryer.
Zoe: What?
Mallory: What are you talking about?
Michael: Don't you carry one in your purse?
Mallory: Have you ever met a human woman?
Michael: [phones Madison] Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
Madison: Of course, I'm not an animal.
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Madison: I know you said you don't want to date a witch but I really like you.
Zoe: I like you too.
Madison: Good.
Zoe: But what if we start dating and it makes things weird in the coven?
Madison: So let's just keep it light and breezy, see where it goes.
Zoe: Totally. Yeah. So... how do we keep it light and breezy?
Zoe: I know! A comprehensive set of rules.
Madison: How am I attracted to you? Doesn't matter. I am. Go on.
