Cordelia: It's Bensgomery!
Queenie: It's Madoe!
Nan: Witchwidow!
Zoe and Madison:
Zoe: *under her breath* it's Zadison.
Madison: What?
Zoe: What?
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Madison: Hey, Ms. Mead?
Ms. Mead: Yes, Madison?
Madison: You're a "machine" right?
Ms. Mead: Yes.
Madison: So if you say the words "control, alt, delete" do you just like, straight up die?
Ms. Mead: Everyday I convince myself humans are intelligent life forms and everyday I'm proven wrong.
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Dandy: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?
Gloria: Because people die when you have fun.
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Queenie: English is weird "You ain't shit" and "You are shit" are both insults.
Madison: But, "You are the shit" is a compliment.
Cordelia: It's three in the morning, kids. Just go to sleep.
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Zoe: Black widow power? Check.
Queenie: Voodoo magic? Check.
Nan: Clairvoyance? Check.
Cordelia: Supreme power? Check.
Misty: Stevie? Nicks.
Madison: Hotel? Trivago.
