Madison: I don't care.
Zoe: You do care.
Madison: You care, bitch.
Zoe: Queenie, can you do me a favour? Hold her down, 'cause I'm gonna hug her.
Madison: No.
Zoe: Yes.
Madison: No, you cannot.
Zoe: Oh, it's coming. It's happening! Peanut sister sandwich!
Zoe and Queenie: [hugging Madison between them] Peanut sister sandwich! Peanut sister sandwich!
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Zoe: [smacks Madison across the back of the head]
Madison: Ow! What the hell, Zoe?!
Zoe: That's for dying for the second time!
Madison: THAT WAS IN 2013, ZOE!
Zoe: AND I WOULD HAVE SMACKED YOU THEN IF YOU HAD SURVIVED!
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Audrey: [stops car in front of restaurant] can you go get a table?
Rory: Sure.
[A moment later]
Rory: [sprinting out of the restaurant holding a table] START THE CAR, AUDREY!
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[The Coven sleeping in one room]
Nan: Shhh okay, let's actually go to sleep.
[quiet for one minute]
Queenie: [starts laughing for no reason]
[Zoe and Madison start laughing]
Cordelia: Seriously guys, I have to defeat Michael tomorrow.
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Violet: [holding her breath]
Tate: [timing] 4 minutes!
Violet: [exhales] The trick is not to caring if you live or die.
