[Zoe and Madison are babysitting identical twin girls called Eva and Casey]
Madison: [to one of the twins] Do you think I'm a bad person, Casey?
Zoe: That's Eva, Madison.
Casey: [comes into room] I'm Casey!
Madison: Well how should I know which one of you two is which?
Madison: You're so fucking identical!
Madison: Sometimes it takes people a while to tell identical twins apart especially at such a baby age.
Zoe: Madison, they're 13 years old...
Eva: And you've been babysitting us for a month now!
Madison: Whatever Casey. Go to bed. The both of you!
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Madison: [looks over to Zoe, smiling like an idiot]
Madison: How's the most beautiful girl in the universe doing today?
Zoe: [blushes] Well, I'm-
Queenie: [from across the room] I'm doing great, thanks for asking Madison.
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[At a restaurant]
Dinah: The lamb here is supposed to be great.
Coco: Oh, I'm a vegan now. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says eating animals is murder but I guess I'm not as strong as you are.
Dinah: That's because you need protein.
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[On the phone]
Madison: Hey babe, you okay?
Zoe: Yeah.
Zoe: I got a black eye, it's kind of sore.
Zoe: So what's up?
Madison: Nothing much... oh funny story, I just got arrested and I'm calling you from a jail cell right now.
Zoe: What?? Why?
Madison: 'Cause after that bitch punched you, I may or may not have beat the shit out of her.
Zoe: Oh my god, Madison.
Madison: What? I left in a police car and she left with a lot more than just a black eye...
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Ben: On a scale of 1-10 how mature are you?
Tate: Change it to 100.
Ben: Fine.
Ben: On a scale of 1-100 how mature are you?
Tate: 69 ;)
Ben: Wow...
