Cordelia: So I have good news and bad news.
Myrtle: Go on.
Cordelia: Good news, I read Madison a bed time story like a good mother figure should. Bad news, it turned out to be a spell book of yours and now she's a frog.
Myrtle: What the actual fuck, Cordelia.
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[Madison walks in on Zoe sobbing]
Madison: What happened?
Zoe: Oh, it's nothing. Don't worry about it.
Madison: Who did this to you?
Zoe: Please, just let it go. Don't make it worse.
Madison: Zo, I promise I won't get mad. I just wanna know who did this to you.
Zoe: I just stubbed my toe on that doo-
Madison: [holding up a chainsaw] What door?
Zoe: Oh my god...
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Shelby: You're pretty dumb.
Rory: Thanks.
Shelby: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Rory: All I heard was "you're pretty". I'm trying to focus on the positives in life.
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Madison: Okay Zoe, just put it in.
Zoe: Okay.
Madison: Why are you're fingers shaking?
Zoe: Sorry, I'm a little nervous.
Madison: Why?
Zoe: It's my first time.
Madison: Zoe, just insert your chip into the reader. You're holding up the line.
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Zoe: How are you even real?
Madison: What?
Zoe: You're just so beautiful I can't believe you're actually real.
Madison: Zo-
Queenie: IT'S 3AM YOU IDIOTS, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
