Cordelia: I have to ground you, I am grounding you, you're grounded.
Madison: What about my job?
Cordelia: Fine, other than that, no TV.
Madison: I don't have a TV.
Cordelia: Then I'll take your laptop.
Madison: I need my laptop for work.
Cordelia: Then no... uh...
Cordelia: [glances around] No Zoe.
Zoe: What?? No Zoe??
Cordelia: NO ZOE
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Hayden: [holding a cauliflower in front of Violet's face] Tell me what this is called.
Violet: Cauliflower.
Hayden: Great.
Hayden: [turning to Tate] Now tell me what you think this is called.
Tate:
Tate: Ghost brocoli.
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Madison: In our generation when you find something cool you say "wig"
Misty: I see.
[later]
Cordelia: Misty... I think I'm in love with you.
Misty: Wig.
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James: [on the phone] What's the emergency?
John: I'm sitting in a pool of blood.
James: Is it... yours?
John: Yeah, I think so.
James: Do you know where it's coming from?
John: Probably the gun shot wound.
James: Have you been shot at?
John: Oh definitely.
James: Then, I-
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Madison: All I want is a hug, just a hug from anyone.
Queenie: [opens arms]
Madison: Not from you.
Cordelia: [opens arms]
Madison: Ew, not from you.
Nan: [opens arms]
Madison: Definitely later.
Zoe: [opens arms]
Madison: FINALLY
