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Myrtle: I need you to all be straight with me.
Cordelia: [smiling while FaceTiming Misty] No I love you more.
Zoe and Madison: [making out on the couch]
Myrtle: ...
Queenie: ...
Queenie: I think that's extremely hard for the other people in this room.

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Behold: What will you be bringing to the party?
John Henry: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

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Madison: [to Mallory] Surprise, bitch.
Madison: [at the restaurant with Fiona] Some fries, bitch.
Madison: [to Zoe] You're mine, bitch.

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Tate: Hey Ben, did you change your WiFi password again?
Ben: Yes, it's "Tate get your own WiFi" no spaces.
Tate: ... cool, thanks.

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Zoe: Why is everyone asking about which one of us is the top or bottom? Madison and I don't have a bunk bed.
Madison: ...
Queenie: Girl, you are way too innocent.

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