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Maggie: I wish someone would write a poem about me.
Dot: Roses are red and violets are blue. Life is short and so are you.

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Madison: How does this outfit look?
Zoe: Amazing. I wish I could pull it off.
Madison: Go ahead.
Zoe: What?
Madison: What?

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[Desi and Maggie are trapped in a room]
Maggie: Okay that's it. Watch out Des, I'm gonna bust the door down.
Desi: And how are you going to do that?
Maggie: *thinks for a second, runs into the door, facepalms it and falls on the floor*
Desi: That was your plan?
Maggie: *clutching her head in pain* I thought the adrenaline would take over.  It did not.

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[Madison randomly has a big smile on her face]
Zoe: You're smiling.
Misty: Did something good happen?
Madison: Can't I just smile because I want to?
Nan: *reads Madison's mind, then turns and points behind Misty and Zoe* Kyle just fell down the stairs.

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Vivian: Ben? You're still here? I thought you left.
Ben: I'm contemplating on what life really means. Do we all have a purpose or are we just wandering around aimlessly?
Vivian: . . .
Ben: Plus, Hayden glued my ass to the chair.

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