Sixty Two

747 32 13
                                    

Coco: Guys! Dinner's ready!
Coven: Yay!
Coco: I cooked!
Mallory: I'm not hungry.
Zoe: I ate before.
Queenie: My cat died.
Cordelia: I'm the Supreme.
Misty: I have to go.
Myrtle: I'm too old.
Madison: ... your cooking is shit.

———————————————————————

Maggie: We need to think. How do we usually get out of these messes?
Jimmy: We don't.
Jimmy: We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.

———————————————————————

[Zoe and Madison return back to academy late]
Cordelia: Girls, where have you been?
Cordelia: Madison, you left your phone on the table so I assumed you were dead.
Madison: Mm, I would clearly be buried with my phone.

———————————————————————

Dandy: I'm so extra!
Dandy: Extra beautiful, extra kind, extra smart, extra perfect-
Dot: Extra, shut the fuck up.
Dandy: Rude.

———————————————————————

[Zadison's wedding]
Priest: Before I go any further, have either of you prepared your own vows?
Zoe: Yes.
Madison: No. Wait you wrote vows?
Zoe: Yeah.
Madison: You're kind of making look bad.
Zoe: I- I don't have to say them.
Madison: No, no go ahead. I'll come up with something mushy and you'll cry, we got this.
Zoe: Madison, we are made of particles that have existed since the moment the universe began. I like to think that those atoms traveled 14 billion years through time and space to create us, so that we could be together and make each other whole.
Madison: [tearing up] Wow.
Zoe: Madison?
Madison: Right. Um... okay. Zoe, I mean, you're not only the love of my life.
Madison: I mean you're my best friend and... you've got a friend in me.
Madison: You got troubles. I got em too. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you. We stick together and we can see it through, 'cause you got a friend in me.
Priest: Is that the song from Toy Story?
Madison: She loves that movie.
Zoe: [voice breaking] I do.

AHS Incorrect QuotesWhere stories live. Discover now